God: 1 / Middle East: 0 [Onion Article] — General Discussion

Lol! Onion rules!

mikeron 04 May 2002, 00:54

Prepare now to face His wrath and be drowned beneath the cleansing waters of His righteous rage. Children of Israel and Palestine, you who would not repent your sinful ways and live together as God's children, prepare to face your doom under the unstoppable deluge of the Lord's retribution.

lmao, there's a picture!

Dart Zaidyer 04 May 2002, 01:01

Personally, it's hard for me to find funny, knowing God promised he'd never flood like that again.

VGWarrior 04 May 2002, 01:25

If only all of the terrorists could be drowned and not just the innocent...THAT would be better.

MetaStaiford 04 May 2002, 01:25

heh, this looks like somthing anubis would do to war-crazed palestineans.

either way, i want both israel and palestine to be entirely eradicated. that would solve the problems for both sides

mikeron 04 May 2002, 03:22

Originally posted by VGWarrior
If only all of the terrorists could be drowned and not just the innocent...THAT would be better.

Problem is, I doubt you could draw a good line between "terrorist" and "innocent". Most of those people are acting based on misinformation, as opposed to truly being evil.

Beldaran 04 May 2002, 03:25

Originally posted by Dart_Zader
God promised he'd never flood like that again.

20 bucks says he totally regrets saying that.:laughing:

mikeron 04 May 2002, 03:42

lol.

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did you finish your Xanadu yet?

EDIT:nm, saw the other thread.

Tygore 04 May 2002, 03:43

Originally posted by Dart_Zader
Personally, it's hard for me to find funny, knowing God promised he'd never flood like that again.

No, he said he'd never flood the ENTIRE EARTH again! NO, I haven't experienced any flooding here, so it's safe to say no promises were broken.

AlexMax 04 May 2002, 03:52

LMFAO!

That was awesome...

Rainman 04 May 2002, 12:44

Originally posted by Dart_Zader
Personally, it's hard for me to find funny, knowing God promised he'd never flood like that again.

Geez, would you lighten up and just laugh. The article is genius and should be laughed at.

Drunken Tiger 04 May 2002, 12:49

lol...

Thats pretty funny..:laughing:

I love onion articles..😃

ctrl-alt-delete 04 May 2002, 13:36

That is so frickin' funny! I wish that would really happen...

Osama! Osama! We must leave the cave and go for higher ground. No, I'm not crazy! There is great flood. We go up, may get shot. We stay down, may drown.

LMAO

Captain Awesome 04 May 2002, 14:10

Originally posted by Tygore

No, he said he'd never flood the ENTIRE EARTH again! NO, I haven't experienced any flooding here, so it's safe to say no promises were broken.

Hooray for technicalities! I wonder if God'll take flood/hit contracts?