Found this in my inbox and could not stop laughing.
Have not laughed like this in quite a whyle, and boy I needed it.
Hope you find these as funny as I did. :laughing:
========== 15 Great Thoughts to ponder =======
1. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it.
2. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
Dam.
3. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A stick.
4. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho cheese.
5. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
6. What Do You Call 4 Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
7. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled milk.
8. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
Frostbite.
9. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A nervous wreck.
10. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
11. Why Does A Pilgrim's Pants Always Fall Down?
Because they wear their belt buckles on their hat.
12. What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver?
A bad golfer goes whack, damn. A bad sky diver goes damn, whack.
13. How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique up on it.
14. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit
Tame way, unique up on it.
15. How Are A Texas Tornado And A Louisiana Divorce The Same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer