While I was out on vacation, I took a bunch of pictures with my brand new digital camera. I thought these two were amusing. Go ahead and give 'em captions, titles, funny sayings, whatever. Enjoy.
Picture Captions
Umm...nice pics. Must be a good camera.
Pic. 1 "Suppertime, suppertime, sup sup supertime..."
done to the tune Summertime.
Pic. 2 My spot in the shade.
Pic #1 = . o O (Now where did I put my penis...)
Pic #2 = LOOK MOM!! TWISTED METAL!!!
#1-/\- Has Anyone Seen My "play" Mate? -\/-
#2-/\- Oh Look a Car.............................................................-\/-
(btw: I dont see any amusing thing in the photo!)
#1: Look, Ma, someone threw away a perfectly good raccoon!
#2: (I'm afraid I don't get the point of this one either...)
#1- Dammit where did I put that freshly killed meat?
#2- Ummmmmm...... it's a car. (I also don't understand)
2. *sigh* All that McFly wants to do is go through time... why is it always "Him, Him, Him, blahblahblahblahblah..."
Pic #1: "Mmmm...dirty fishbones..."
Pic #2: "DUDE! THERE'S MY CAR!!!"
1. My mom always told me to ccome out head first, but did I listen? No... Now look where I am!
2. The invisible hood is open. Prepare to fire missle 1.
1. Ha! I finded my dildo!
2. (Read with serious voice) And now, racist white cars attack from behind the alone balck car...
1. [VeryfakeItalianaccent] I-a knew that-a Toad was-a homeless, but-a this is ridiculous! Treasure Chests one-a day, trash cans the-a next. Some-a place to keep the Tanooki suits-a.[/Veryfakeitalianaccent]
2. [VeryfakeWillSmithimpression] "Unlimited Technology from the whole Universe, and we cruise around in a Ford P.O.S...." [/VeryfakeWillSmithimpression]
Maybe the picture turned out bad. If you look closely you can see that it's your standard Oldsmobile type car. ...with a roll bar on the back. ...and a gun turret on the top. ... and more guns mounted above the headlights. Guess it didn't turn out too well in the pic. :shrug:
"I'LL SHOW YOU A GROUCH, OSCAR!"
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"General Lee in retirment."