Strawberry Pop Tarts!

its happend quite a few times in england

As soon as I get my hands on a toaster, I'm trying that. Garage sale season is coming up, too, so I should have one fairly quickly.

LOL! I actually own the book that the article was re-printed in. I also liked the one with the "toad" licking. "Yo man, wana do some Toad?".

So? Everybody knows Pop-tarts does that. Thats why those luscious and completely filling sweet pastries come with a warning on their box. Awhile ago, our house might nearly have burned down because, unknowingly, the toaster had caught fire while warming our thouroughly delicious poptarts.

Theres a risk involved when heating those delectible ambrosiac pastry snacks, but its a risk I'm willing to take. Should a new authoritarian neo-communist regime decide to take away our freedoms, the freedom to be allowed to nearly burn down my house in pursuit of wildly flavorful and appealing pop-tarts is one I will not give up peacefully!

Originally posted by Daarkseid
So? Everybody knows Pop-tarts does that. Thats why those luscious and completely filling sweet pastries come with a warning on their box. Awhile ago, our house might nearly have burned down because, unknowingly, the toaster had caught fire while warming our thouroughly delicious poptarts.

Theres a risk involved when heating those delectible ambrosiac pastry snacks, but its a risk I'm willing to take. Should a new authoritarian neo-communist regime decide to take away our freedoms, the freedom to be allowed to nearly burn down my house in pursuit of wildly flavorful and appealing pop-tarts is one I will not give up peacefully!

I'd say that flaming Pop-Tarts is the least of your worries "cough lacedwithdrugs cough".

...this is why I eat Pop Tarts untoasted most of the time...

well thats a strudel of a joke. :kawaii:

Originally posted by Daarkseid
So? Everybody knows Pop-tarts does that. Thats why those luscious and completely filling sweet pastries come with a warning on their box. Awhile ago, our house might nearly have burned down because, unknowingly, the toaster had caught fire while warming our thouroughly delicious poptarts.

Theres a risk involved when heating those delectible ambrosiac pastry snacks, but its a risk I'm willing to take. Should a new authoritarian neo-communist regime decide to take away our freedoms, the freedom to be allowed to nearly burn down my house in pursuit of wildly flavorful and appealing pop-tarts is one I will not give up peacefully!

What the hell??? Got a dictionary close to you daark? lol

Originally posted by ZeldaMaster

What the hell??? Got a dictionary close to you daark? lol

No, I was taking the moment to express my love for Pop-tarts using MY own vocabulary. I don't need a dictionary to temporarily expand my repretroire of words. I do need one to spell certain words correctly though...

Well, maybe I can help. It is spelled delectable. Ambrosiac is not a word, but ambrosia is. And, it is spelled repertoire. <---I don't think the definition for that really fits. Damn, you must really love pop tarts.

Originally posted by ZeldaMaster
Well, maybe I can help. It is spelled delectable. Ambrosiac is not a word, but ambrosia is. And, it is spelled repertoire. <---I don't think the definition for that really fits. Damn, you must really love pop tarts.

Well Thank You, Mr. Helpy Helperton. Yes I love pop-tarts.

wow someone else reads dave barry!😱

i have read all his books and exploding pop tarts has to be the best article.:laughing:

That's...aaa...interesting. I need to read more Dave Barry.