My cousin Wlater got a cat stuck up his ass, true Story, he had to go to the hospital. The next week he did it again, different cat, same outcome, complete with a trip to the E.R. The next day I saw him at the mall buying a cat. I said, "Walter, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass." He said, "Ya, but how the else am I gonna get the gerbil out?"
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