Take things that Yoda said in Star Wars and apply them to other situations.
When excusing yourself for the bathroom: In grave danger are you!
(For girls) Going on a date: Too old! He is too old!
When the last pizza is eaten: No, there is another.
When asking about the weather: The Dark Side clouds everything!
Anyway, somebody else make some up. :spin:
Skydiving: There is no try, only do, or do not.
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Guy to girlfriend - "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm."
from Empire Strikes Back, when Luke is trying to lift X-wing out of the bog
During foreplay, talking about 'Little Yoda' : "Yoda, you seek Yoda"
When someone says their looking for a date: Looking? Found someone you have!
whenever somebody takes/steals something: "need that you do not."-episode 1 after obi-wan says he'll teach anakin whether or not the council approves. :kawaii:
OK, this is a *little* bit sick, but hey in jokes ANYTHING GOES.
Same thing mrz84 said, but with condoms.
😮dd: ew.
when someone is hurt ask them:"how feel you?"-again from ep 1 when testing anakin. :kawaii: