Hahaha! I know some of my humor is subjective, but I think everybody can agrre that the following is the funniest damn stuff in the world.
Leet Tech Support: http://www.leonine.com/voice/lion-lrtechsupport.mp3
Spock Blaster: http://www.leonine.com/voice/lion-sb.mp3
"5 Minutes" a Windows parody: http://www.leonine.com/voice/lion-5minutes.mp3
"If I had a Million Dollars" parody: http://www.leonine.com/voice/lion-million.mp3