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All I need to know about life, I learned from a cow...

8 replies · 1,908 views · Started 27 March 2002

I saw this in the style of the kindergarden thing, hanging on the wall. Copied down each line, and came here to post.

  • Wake up in a happy mooo-d
  • Don't cry over spilled milk
  • When chewing your cud, remember there's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste
  • The grass is greener on the other side of the fence
  • Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on
  • Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth
  • It's better to be seen and not herd
  • Honor thy fodder and thy modder and all your udder relatives
  • Never take any bull from anybody
  • Always let them know who's the bossy
  • Stepping on cowpies brings good luck
  • Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement
  • Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day
  • And remember...life is always easier when you take the bull by the horns

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hey my great great great ancestor grandfather cow wrote that...:laughing: god I wish I still had my old username, mr.cow..

Originally posted by One-Legged Angel
hey my great great great ancestor grandfather cow wrote that...:laughing: god I wish I still had my old username, mr.cow..

Ask an admin (Glenn seems to be helpful nowadays) and maybe they can get you a new password for that account, maybe people will respect you if you have an older username. Then again..:laughing:

Hmmm, the government seems t not mind freely telling all of the 'liitle' people the meaning of life, but if you ask, you'ed probally have to pay for it...:laughing:

Why were you in a kindergarten room?

All I need to know about life, I learned when I saw the video of the whale on the oregon coast that the highway division blew up with dynamite.

Uh, I was in a kindergarten room today...
And that was there...

I think you lie about being from Canada.

Those classrom insprational posters are funny. My math teacher has all of her walls covered with those. I'm sick of seeing those Wal-Mart wearing brats!