How many message board members does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: 422.
1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.
14 to respond and share similar experiences.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.
27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.
53 to flame the spell-checkers.
156 to write to the administrator to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.
111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.
27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.
14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.
12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.
423. One guy to make sarcastic comments that are only vaugely lightbulb-related.
424- One mischief maker to flame the topic starter.
One who stays neutral.:mischief:
A mod to warn/ban half the posters and then close the topic.
A senior mod to re-open the topic.
An admin to close it again and say there was nothing wrong with the light bulb to begin with.
Originally posted by JayeM
A mod to warn/ban half the posters and then close the topic.
A senior mod to re-open the topic.
An admin to close it again and say there was nothing wrong with the light bulb to begin with.
LOL, now that's insightful.:laughing:
430.
One member to rule them all- one member to find them all and in the darkness bind them.
There must also be someone asking everyone present if they like their signature or avatar.
And then there's some one who only reads the subject of the post and just chimes in with, "Hey I know how to change a lightbulb? You want me to do it? I have 15,000 posts! WOOT HAXORS SCKUK!$!$!#@!!!1111"
Spammers. Yuck.
Originally posted by JayeM
A mod to warn/ban half the posters and then close the topic.
A senior mod to re-open the topic.
An admin to close it again and say there was nothing wrong with the light bulb to begin with.
An owner for re-open it and said that as long WA is open, spam is allowed :laughing:
Originally posted by Jennifer
430.
One member to rule them all- one member to find them all and in the darkness bind them.
431 Some newbie asking some stupid question or making a stupid comment like:
"If the lightbulb was changed, how come they had to be found in the dark?":newbie: :nerd:
432 - some random person appearing and says
GWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEE
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Originally posted by bigjoe
432 - some random person appearing and says GWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEEGWEE
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And some admin to answer "Banned member"
Another 31 people to say "Oh, stop saying gwee, bigjoe".
9 admins to battle over who adds the announcement to OA.
5 to defend bigjoe.
5 to attack bigjoe via PM, or agree with admins.
73 for battle the 31 that said that bigjoe should stop, 190 for stop that 73, and so on...
Another admin to say "You're all flaming".
and another admin to argue with a senior mod over whos flaming and revoke his rights because another senior mod is on that admins side
would a Mod please close this topic this is going to turn into a Pissing contest realy soon...😞
And 2 bitches to make sexual comments about lightbulb changing.
Originally posted by QueenXaviera
And 2 bitches to make sexual comments about lightbulb changing.
That wouldn't happen to be you and kari, would it?
Originally posted by Tygore
That wouldn't happen to be you and kari, would it?
No, its me and Sir Anthony. I tell him he's gay, then he tells me to shove my misplaced attitude up my skinny ass.