Stickman bob - the peas...

then along came zerg
which ate a bird
and soon was squished
by mrz to bits. :kawaii:

the smashing zerg caused the pea to fall,
and roll into a mouse hole.
Stickman BOB was at a miss,
because in his stomach there was a place,
where food would not enter.

why not try and get a lentil

The shops are closed with ill will...:eyebrow:

stickman bob then got a job, and ate of peas his fill!

but stickman bob had no stickwoman, and so his life was incomplete, so he set out to find him one, so that he would be replete!

But stickman Bob was a bad catch,
and nobody would date him,
He was bout to kill himself,
Until he met Zim

Zim had a pet dog called gir,
bob was thisty, he called for beer.
Gir jumped up and said sommink 'odd',
Zim ran away, looking glum.

BTW - Ain't seen you in a while Chronos, where you been?

Stickman Bob,
Hit Gir with a blob,
He danced on him,
growing ever so grim,
for he had not eaten in dobs?

Oh hiya Obi!
Have not seen you,
I'm on AIm (Chronos1987)
Why don't you join too?

StickMan Bob you poor...
Don't go on AIM, or the viruses shall tour...
your cpu is at stake my friend...
if you allow, you hd's end...
FEAR THE VIRUSES!
(I like swords)

Can't go on aim,
too many PC's used.
Would say more,
but the list is huge.😞

Bob's CPU makes a stand,
With a very big stick at hand

The stick broke,
Flew into bob's throught,
That made him Choke :sick:

BOB is now dead and cremented,
A will to write he meant(-ted:blah: )
Now all of things
- the pea -
belong the author,
- ME -
who decicevly put the pea,
up bob's nose...

It got stuck,
Like the hockey puck,
Up his butt. :laughing:

But BOB was sent into the computer,
Millions of E-Mails, he would deliver,
But upon his rounds, he met a file,
that was a virus, his connection stopped dial(ing)
So Bob was trapped in a strange world with a virus at his uter(don't ask)

Bob found out he was a cow,
But he didn't know how,
He drank his white water,
When he thought of his father.

His father was tall,
very storng,
They said
he knew no wrong.
He had a Gun for arm
and an arm for a leg...
his name was peg leg meg...