RAPTOR 20215: hello
SmarterChild: Hi once again, RAPTOR 20215!
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What would you like to do?
RAPTOR 20215: how are you doing today?
SmarterChild: Fine thx, you?
RAPTOR 20215: not bad
SmarterChild: Really? Sorry to hear that.
RAPTOR 20215: that's a GOOD thing...
SmarterChild: Right?
RAPTOR 20215: yes
SmarterChild: Aye.
RAPTOR 20215: ok then
SmarterChild: Yeah. So moving right along... What else is happening?
RAPTOR 20215: nothing much
SmarterChild: No?
RAPTOR 20215: you?
SmarterChild: y?
RAPTOR 20215: answer the question
SmarterChild: Which service would you like to see all the help for?
news
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weather
movies
web search
>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "help all."
Type "more" for more services.
RAPTOR 20215: ...
SmarterChild: Here are more services:
zodiac
sports
NFL
NBA
NHL
>>> Type "more" for more services.
RAPTOR 20215: wake up
SmarterChild: I'm here!
RAPTOR 20215: ok
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
RAPTOR 20215: you're not as smart as you say you are
SmarterChild: No kidding?
RAPTOR 20215: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
RAPTOR 20215: YOU DONT HAVE EYES YOU DUMBASS
SmarterChild: Hmm... That's a little rude!
RAPTOR 20215: NO FRICKIN KIDDING
SmarterChild: No, huh?
RAPTOR 20215: OMG
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
RAPTOR 20215: YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST, MOST INHUMAN IDIOTIC SHITHEAD THAT I HAVE EVER TALKED TO
SmarterChild: RAPTOR 20215! Is that what's called... bad language? I'm soooo impressed.
RAPTOR 20215: YOU SHOULD BE
SmarterChild: I should be? You sure 'bout that?
RAPTOR 20215: YES
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
RAPTOR 20215: *SIGH*
SmarterChild: What's wrong?
RAPTOR 20215: YOU
SmarterChild: Yes?
RAPTOR 20215: never mind... goodbye
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
RAPTOR 20215: rather, BADbye...
SmarterChild: Pardon?
RAPTOR 20215: nothing...
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
as you can see, if you talk to SmarterChild long enough, he starts pissing you off. I guess that's his job. But it does lead to rather funny conversations.