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The Adventure of the no Posting Newbie Part 2.

19 replies · 5,382 views · Started 02 February 2002

After the newbie Got thrown out of AGN, he decided to talk with another no-posting newbie, GOD. each had an AIM screenname with a cussword in it.

******idiot: Hey, ***hole, Wanna' take over AGN with the other non-posting newbies?
***hole: Yea. How?
******idiot: put on a Shodowblazer mask and destroy AGN by banning everyone.
***hole: Yea, that will work great, ******idiot.
SmarterChild: Hello, I am SmarterChild. Built by ActiveBuddy inc.
***hole: Shutup, ******Child.
SmarterChild: Oh no, here we go with the cussing again.
******idiot: *BOOM*
SmarterChild: gbhfuibgvinchuidhbfikcbdhuicbdvbeucvbsdiuyfba
***hole: how do you like it now, ******Child?
******idiot: Wanna' go out for Pizza?
***hole: Yeah, sure...

When they got into the pizza place, they heard a computer sizzing. They walked up to it, and found no-posting nOOb, Abbyss...

They told him of their evil plot, and the n00b agreed to help. He fashioned a Shadowblazer mask out of pizza cheese and some airplane glue, and....

where he was banished to the nether regions by the Guardian of Time, Space, and Destiny: the infamous mrz! :kawaii:
upon appearing in the nether regions, n00b met the ruler of said place..... BILL GATES! 😱 gates, the demon of of all demons, made n00b his second-in-command of his demon army.

The XP loading screen got cut off for a year, and Bill Gates and the n00bs fell in hyberspace witrh no space at all...

without the power of XP the noob and billgates had to go a level down to windows 2000. After a long time they regained their strength and...

Finally attacked! The Forum downtime discouraged many, until one man...a courages man...a kind man...a man named...

Flew to armageddongames.com and used his XP bug holder to unleash a wave of fury upon AGN! So then...

but gates was smarter than he looked. he summoned all the nether demons to destroy his enemies. little did he know what awaited theire arrival.....
[mrz]beware creator of windows! in the name of the moon, i shall punish you!*pulls out anime mallet and chases gates*
[zombie]eat neo zaptonuim bullets!*fires ssaid bullets from the double gatlin of the MS Zombie as well s step on demons*
[mrz]*between screams of joy at chasing gates*all my anime/manga allies! let us do battle against these vile doers of evil!

anime/manga heroes from every anime/manga appear and do battle on the demons, causing a panic amoung the nether demons and therefore giving AGN the advantage*

[gene starwind]eat caster bastard!
[goku]ally to good! nightmare to you!
[ranma]ranma satome never loses!
[heero yui]tactics level cleared. proceeding on strategic levels.
[junpei]dont mess with butt-kick-o-rama!
[ryoko]you will die!
[takawaki kuno]....pig...tailed....girl.....
[vegeta]I AM THE STRONGEST!

i think you get the picture.....:kawaii:

Then the Anime Characters chased DO, Crashing Bill Gate's Computer with Windows DX... 😃

And Reena inverse appeared, and killed Bill gates, then a lot of X-box fans appeared, and throwed that gigantic thing that is the X-box to all the manga/anime characters, killing they...