Rules: Make a set of Conversations using swear words, however they must alertnate words listed below.
BITCH = ITCH
BASTARD = BUSTER
SHIT = CRAP, SHOOT, HIT, SHIST(NOTE: IF USE 'HOLY SHIT', you MUST replace it with 'HOLY CRAPSUCKERS' 😊)
FUCK = DUCK, BUCK, FREAK or FUDGE
HELL(When used as 'What the Hell','it's as ___ as hell', etc. in context): HECK or H-E-Double Hockey Stick 😉
GOD(When using in vain as in "Oh My God"😉: GOSH, DOG.
DAMN = DARN, DANG or DEM
ASS = BUTT, HINEY or BACKSIDE
Ok, thats the list of alternates. If you think that some of the words here are not swear words, go itch about it in General Itching 😊
Ok, so make your conversations!
I was strolling through the shist one day, and all the other fawking bull crap, you dog darned crapsuckers.
I got sommink worse man, some buster stole my dogs hit!:angry:
Hee hee...
WARNING: This rap may be offensive to those with size 5 or smaller shoes.
Okay, so one night I was ducking Sasami
When Aegis walked in and in a blink he was on me
He took one look and went "WHAT THE FUDGE?"
And I was in deep shist as I had to quickly judge
If the best way out was the door or the window
'Cause I wouldn't get off easy for buckin' his bimbo
He moved in and got ready to beat the crap out o' my hiney
Back 'gainst the wall, and I felt a lump in my pocket behind me
In a panic I had to go with the feeling in my gut
This little puppy was all that would save my butt
As Aegis moved in, like, "You dog darn freakin' buster!"
I held my breath, all the air I could muster
Pulled it out, a smoke-ball, slammed it on the flo'
A big "BOOM!", thick smoke, and I was out the do'
I got away this time for following my di++
But I'm almost surely headed fo' H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY STICK
P.S. Peace to all my homies and itches in the muthaduckin' HOOD!!
You thought a lot about that didn't ya?
Ah...Here's what I say every time AOL kicks me off...
And MSU, Nick41045, and Teilyr can back me up...
"DogDarn ducking AOL!!!! They can kiss my fudging hin-ay . Those cock-a-doodle-doo vacuuming, greedy backside busters!"
There, now I feel better!
My sister is a FREAKIN ITCH :lol:
crap, you itch(es) heck shoot my backside
Crap! Why is all my karma belong to that gosh dang itch! And DEMimore what are you doing? You buster!