Quote by Dark Helmet:
"I see you have the ring, and I see your scwatz is as big as mine. Now let's see how you handle it."
They start swinging scwartz around. Then they get twisted around eachother.
"Shit, I hate it when my scwartz gets twisted......Here maybe if I put my foot on your leg like this we can get unstuck"
HELMET: Who made that man a gunner?
MAJOR: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
HELMET: Who is he?
SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, sir.
HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
HELMET: And his cousin?
SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole.
HELMET: How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
ALL: Yo!
HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes.
-spaceballs (the best spoof ever!)
Dark Helmet:
"Shit they jammed our satelites."
sattelite TV
(trying to get off spaceball topic)
TV --> Violence
violence = cant live without it
Essential
can you say ADDICTION?
pot. :kawaii:
Weed
Dandilion.
Pansy
panties
Pervert underage man whore
sick mind
Hitler
completely evil, but supposedly a really smart guy
For Evil : Me
me2
Member
citizen
cane
Cocaine
Coke (the drink)
Pepsi
Water (i dont know why)
Bobby Boucher:
"I'm the wa-wa-wa-waterboy."
Football
Bobby Boucher's Mother:
"Foozeball is the devil."
Fat Women