I made a satisfying reddit comment

[Beldaran]

I basically hate American culture, and I made a funny reddit comment about it. It was refreshing as fuck to write, I hope you will enjoy reading it.

Thank you,

Beldaran a.k.a. /u/magnus_von_black

[Gleeok]

I'm not seeing it. :/

[SUCCESSOR]

next time take a snapshot.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

His comment wasn't uplifting.

[Beldaran]

Some humorless cunt deleted it. There was a discussion about the joys of visiting old game stores in the 90's, before big box stores put everyone out of business. I replied with the following:

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I totally agree. Corporate culture has sucked the fun out of practically everything. There used to be a family owned game store in my town. I loved visiting those nice people and buying their cool games, but they were driven out of business by Suits McShareholder and his pornographic obsession with SALES SALES SALES, GROWTH GROWTH GROWTH. That type of behavior has made the economy richer, and the world poorer.

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[Chris Miller]

I would like to apply for an MvB card. I'll put SUCCESSOR up as collateral.

[Beldaran]

I'll put SUCCESSOR up as collateral.

Yeah, well, SUCCESSOR hates me for some reason, so I'm not interested. However, if you could collect one of your farts in a jar, I would consider that to be worth slightly more.

[Chris Miller]

The jar fart's in the mail.

[Brasel]

I'm lucky enough that I have a locally owned mom and pop game store near me. Literally ran by an old dude, his wife, and their son. It's a huge antique store with a crapload of retro and new games. I always take my business there before hitting up Gamestop.

[SUCCESSOR]