I made a satisfying reddit comment

[Tim]

This makes my peepee demonstrate good posture... For a banana.

[Beldaran]

Yes, SUCCESSOR, I am butthurt because a random person on the internet dislikes me. Ouch, my butt.

[Chris Miller]

That's no problem that can't be solved by:

[SUCCESSOR]

Yes, SUCCESSOR, I am butthurt because a random person on the internet dislikes me. Ouch, my butt.

The fact that you assume I dislike you and make a degrading joke at my expense confirms thy butthurt.

[Beldaran]

[applies the cream]

I can't feel any difference. I guess I assume you don't like me because of your confrontational and mostly insulting behavior. I will try to get over the random-internet-stranger antipathy though. I feel like there is light at the end of the long dark tunnel of being disliked by a random, faceless person on the internet.

[rock_nog]

Let's face it, Beldaran, no one likes you. We tolerate you, yes, maybe even love you, but no one actually likes you.

[Chris Miller]

[applies the cream]

I can't feel any difference. I guess I assume you don't like me because of your confrontational and mostly insulting behavior. I will try to get over the random-internet-stranger antipathy though. I feel like there is light at the end of the long dark tunnel of being disliked by a random, faceless person on the internet.

Wrong cream. That one is for the [ahem] in SUCCESSOR's [ahem].

[SUCCESSOR]

[applies the cream]

I can't feel any difference. I guess I assume you don't like me because of your confrontational and mostly insulting behavior. I will try to get over the random-internet-stranger antipathy though. I feel like there is light at the end of the long dark tunnel of being disliked by a random, faceless person on the internet.

Maybe assuming things is your problem to begin with. Try a little less of that. Or maybe your problem is you lack the facilities to recognize humor.

[Beldaran]

Or maybe your problem is you lack the facilities to recognize humor.

Pfff, not true.

.... actually, it might be a little true. I'm sure that one reason you're so rude to me is that I was a massive asshole to you at some point, but I think by now you've more than returned the favor. Let go of your hate, for hate leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, and suffering leads to butthurt ointment.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

You girls stop.