I was eating and had a idea

[Ventus]

I was just eating some cheap hot pockets from Save-A-Lot and I can say they are 100% better then the real deal hot pockets, which comes the Idea it gave me.
There should be a Hot Pocket in the size of a pizza basically a family size pizza hot pocket. I bet that would some good eating there you know.

[Zim]

I beleive a ham and cheeze calzone fits that description dude. ^-`

[SUCCESSOR]

Yeah, aren't hot pockets just shitty calzones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQSRB_feUJ8#t=18

[Ventus]

Hmm, Well I guess that would be a calzone It seems my idea already exist. Still I would love to have one as big as a 12" pizza and just pig out on it.

[Gleeok]

The technical term for hot-pockets are 'vomitipicus-eatoshitandyicus".
No one should ever eat those under any circumstance. It is not actually food. The sooner people realize this the sooner we can save terrawatt-hours of electricity on refrigeration.


I actually used to work in a few pizza places--these were most of my first jobs, actually. One of the perks I had was that I could pretty much make anything I wanted for my lunch break. I probably 'invented' just about anything you can imagine, from chocolate pizza (halloween special!) to starfish-folded garlic pizza (5 'hot pockets' and a pizza center) to a salad-bar calzone (best-thing ever) to a spiral-tower pizza (all the grease gets collected on the structural dough balls that are discarded).

Good times.


[edit] Also, pizza-sized hot pockets already exist. They are usually just called stuffed pizzas.

[SUCCESSOR]

Mmmm stuffed pizzas. If only I had a spare $20 somewhere.

[erm2003]

I want to point out that while Hot Pockets are shitty calzones, they aren't a bad cheap option for a quick meal. I prefer to go with the Lean Pocket variety myself so that I feel slightly less dirty when buying them and heating them up later. Sometimes it beats cooking for one.

[King Aquamentus]

Because of this thread, I am going to bake a pizza at the end of the week, roll it up, and cut it in half. Then eat that.

[SUCCESSOR]

I don't mind a hot pocket every now and then, but my stomach always seems to mind it if only a little bit. For this reason I see them as garbage food. In there with Taco Bell, McDonald's, Hot Dogs(you know the ones), and such. Not that I never eat these foods. It's just that there is likely no nutritional benefit, adverse health effects such as indegestion, and the (often overdone) taste is shortlived and not memorable. I have never once looked back at a Hot Pocket or Big Mac and reflected on the fine flavor.

I do love eating andmaking stuffed and fried pizza. I've never made a calzone but boy are they tasty. It would be awesome to make some of the flavors of Hot Pockets as Calzones/stuffed pizzas.

[Ventus]

Because of this thread, I am going to bake a pizza at the end of the week, roll it up, and cut it in half. Then eat that.

Best idea yet I may do the same. I mean it does sound good.