Hey all, I'm a dad now!

[SUCCESSOR]

Yes. It says that I understand grammar.

To you maybe. When you are the only person out of many to come to the conclusion that he meant something terrible instead of the more obvious(albeit poorly conveyed) intended meaning it's seems more likely that you are terrible person and using outrage to hide it.

[Gleeok]

I never thought in a million years something like this would be an honest-to-god forum discussion. Congratulations to everyone for making this all possible. Your trophies are in the mail.

[SUCCESSOR]

I never thought in a million years something like this would be an honest-to-god forum discussion.

You sir, have underestimated AGN!

[Beldaran]

(albeit poorly conveyed)

I win.

[Chris Miller]

Your crown, good sir.

[SUCCESSOR]

EDIT: Wow. Drunk me took this little gag way too far last night. I imagine that is more than enough of that.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

You weren't complaining about the...measurements...last night.

I laughed.

That's why measurements are important; they affect shipping rates.

I laughed.

I think making sex jokes about babies is fucking gross.

I sat there confused until I realized your understanding of the joke, then I cried. How?

Your crown, good sir.

I laughed.

MSU, congrats again, my good friend.

[MasterSwordUltima]

So every now and then I check back here at AGN and I saw this thread from when my kiddo was born and then I see how beautifully it transformed into what it is. Long live AGN.

[mrz84]

Nice to see ya MSU! How's the kid doing?

[MasterSwordUltima]

Thread bumpin' the hell out of this because (of narcissism and) my second son is due any day now. :O First kiddo will be 2 this coming Feb, and he's running around, sayin' a few words, and even started helpin' around the house.