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1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all-purpose flour
Fish-shaped crackers
Fish-shaped candies
Fish-shaped solid waste
Fish-shaped dirt
Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
Pull-and-peel licorice
Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
1 cup lemon juice
Alpha resins
Unsaturated polyester resin
Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
1 cup granulated sugar
An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"
2 cups rhubarb, sliced
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb
3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire
1 large rhubarb
1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 tbsp. rhubarb juice
Adjustable aluminum head positioner
Slaughter electric needle injector
Cordless electric needle injector
Injector needle driver
Injector needle gun
Cranial caps

Cake's in the mail.

Thanks I was wondering why the NSA was watching my house.

(・▽・∩)↑age↑
One step closer to triggering the 'old geezer' flag!

I'm not that old. I am not Chris Miller or anything.

Happy Birthday SUCCESSOR! Let's celebrate the increment of your age variable with cake!



Okay, there's no emoticon for cake, but here are some ingredients.

Awesome, Just the way I like it: nerdy and campy.

Thanks, guys.

[Jaydeadone]

Jul. 8 1986, Tuesday

Here's some facts...about your birthday.

#1 pop song: Holding Back the Years by Simply Red
#1 R&B song: Who's Johnny by El DeBarge
#1 Rock Song Secret Separation by The Fixx
#1 Dance Song Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel (awesome video by the way)
#1 Movie: The Karate Kid, Part II
#1 novel for 1986: It by Stephen King
Price of gold: $346.29 (oz)
Median new home price: $94,100
Price of a new car: $12,666
Gallon of gas: $0.93
Loaf of bread: $0.56
World Population: 4,962,280,000

People that share your birthday are:
John D. Rockefeller
Hugo Boss
Actress Anjelica Huston

Historical events that happened today:
1099 - First Crusade
1497 - Portuguese navigator Vasco da Gama departs for on his first voyage
1777 - Vermont introduces new constitution making it 1st US state to abolish slavery
1800 - Dr Benjamin Waterhouse gives 1st cowpox vaccination in the US to his son to prevent smallpox
1944 - Japanese kamakize attacks on US lines at Saipan
1986 - Farthest thrown object-an "Aerobie" flying ring, 383 m (1,257')
1986 - NASA establishes Safety, Reliability Maintain & Quality Assurance
1986 - Zimbabwe beats Netherlands by 25 runs to win ICC Trophy

You were born under a new moon.
Tarot personality card: The Empress
Zodiacs: Cancer, Tiger

HAPPY FLIPPIN' BIRTHDAY!!!