You're banned

[ctrl-alt-delete]

Banned for not knowing that my 10,000 other posts are on a deleted account.

I wish I could fix that injustice.

[Glenn the Great]

I wish I could fix that injustice.

You may yet quiet the angry gods by setting my join date back to Oct 2000.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

I would if I liked you.

[Glenn the Great]

I would if I liked you.

You have earned a lilypad in Heaven, my friend.

[MasterSwordUltima]

Oh would you look at that? It's 8:27pm, which means you're all fucking banned.

[Ventus]

You Know what... Its 7:30 PM where I live and You're all banned.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

You have earned a lilypad in Heaven, my friend.

Just remind me to add 10000 if we ever reset the counters. And just in case it ever causes problems, December 2009.

[SUCCESSOR]

Just remind me to add 10000 if we ever reset the counters. And just in case it ever causes problems, December 2009.

Banned for giving in too easily.

Banned for not knowing that my 10,000 other posts are on a deleted account.

Those posts were garbage. You can't blame AGN for taking out the trash every 10 years or so. Also banned for using a comma in a number.

[Tim]

Banned for penis chalk art on my sidewalk.

[Ventus]

Banned for putting a weird thought in my head :|