I Wish... This Lamp Wasn't Jinxed!

[PinkFairy]

Granted, but you have only one more and it's the last one you will ever have for the rest of your life.

I wish I was royalty.

[TheDarkOne]

No need to grant that, you're already a drama queen.

I wish that I don't get shot by a pink fairy....

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but the thread dies.

I wish this thread wasn’t dead.

[mrz84]

Granted, but my necromatic mod powers can only do so much.

I wish there was more traffic in Forum Games.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but it’s actual traffic , like cars and truck's.

i wish I was there instead of here.

[mrz84]

Granted, but since you didn't specify exactly where "there" was, you get teleported into your laundry washing machine, your head sticking out of the door (whether it is front or top loading is irrelevant, this still happens)

I wish to try some new flavors of ice cream.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, here’s dog poop and toe jam flavors.

i wish I could find the Spider-Man arcade game on one of those arcade streaming sites (where you can play the game directly in your browser).

[Nathaniel]

Granted, but you must play the Fetch the Spider-Man arcade game arcade game before you can play the Spider-Man arcade game.

I wish that people were more honest.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but only by a very small margin. Politicians are still liars because they don’t really count as people.

I wish to know more about this Fetch the Spider-Man arcade game of which you speak.

[Nathaniel]

Granted, but the game fetches you.

I wish that all beef sold was grass fed.