Item Request Game

[bigjoe]

You can have that, but theyre single use toenail clippers, so in all their inventive design , you can only use them once.

I want all the people from ages past who left to start posting again.

[TheDarkOne]

Okay, but only for one day.

I want one of thise medical devices from Star Trek that fixes a broken arm in a matter of minutes

[mrz84]

Granted, but since you said monutes instead of minutes, a freak glitch causes it to take 10 years to fix an arm.

I wish for a better microwave

[TheDarkOne]

Here you go, but you’ll have yo replace the door. Otherwise it works.

II would like a smart phone with better voice recognition than the one I have.

[Tim]

Here's the smart phone with better voice recognition, but it only works for Dutch.

I want a spoon that can heat the food it is carrying.

[TheDarkOne]

Here you go, but it heats the food to a temperature that would cause second-degree burns. And there is no way to cool the food since it’s on the spoon.

I want better voice recognition on this phone.

[TheDarkOne]

The voice recognition causes the thread to die.

I want a a way to get people interested in FG again.

[mrz84]

Granted, but my necromantic mod powers can only do so much.

I want a complete collection of Kamen Rider shows and movies with english subs.

[TheDarkOne]

You get them., but they are region-coded for Japan. And there’s no way to override that coding.

I would like sweat pants that stay completely clean without laundering and never shrink or tear or fall apart, and are available in whatever color I want.

[mrz84]

Granted, but they are invisible forever.

I request a herring.