I Wish... This Lamp Wasn't Jinxed!

[Downloader]

Granted, but now every last kilobyte of the data on the servers are all comprised of copies of the video you were looking for and everything else is wrote over.

I wish for a quad-core i7 like my last computer I had.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, bu BSODs the first time you boot it up.

I wish gas was free so we could run the heater 24/7 as it is so bloody cold.

[PinkFairy]

Granted, but the heater breaks.

I wish the grocery store that's close had lower prices.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, they are all now one cent lower.

I wish the weather would warm up by about 20 degrees.

[PinkFairy]

Granted. the weather im Antarctica is now 20 degrees warmer (in degrees Kelvin).

I wish Forum Games would get more activity.

[Chris Miller]

Granted. The forum is now filled with disgusting clopfic.

I wish I had more potato salad.

[PinkFairy]

Granted, but the mayo is spoiled and it makes you violently sick,

I wish I had the money to go somewhere fun now that I have some time off from work.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, you have the money, but all the places you want to go are booked solid with a 6-month waiting list.

I wish for some deviled eggs that I don't have to make myself.

[PinkFairy]

Granted, but you have to sell your soul to the devil.

I wish I could make devilled eggs.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but when you make them, you have to share them with me.

I wish I had gotten more sleep last night.