Make A Wish, At A Price

[Chris Miller]

Granted, but you can now only drive an old rusty pickup truck with three on the tree and no A/C.

I wish I had a toilet seat warmer.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but it malfunctions and gets so hot you get third dagree burns from it.

I wish to have that old old rusty pickup fully restored to pristine condition and with A/C installed.

[Chris Miller]

Granted, but it will only run on incredibly expensive 300-year-old scotch.

I wish I had a cold beer.

[Downloader]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=porcha

Granted, but the beer is so cold it is solid ice and the can can't be opened.


I wish for a new word game on Armageddongames.net

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but The Dark One messes up the game like he seems to keep doing on these other ones.

I wish I had known what "porcha"" meant. I thought it was just a misspelling of Porsche.

[Downloader]

Granted, but The Dark One messes up the game like he seems to keep dong on these other ones.

I wish I had known what "porcha"" meant. I thought it was just a misspelling of Posche.

Honestly, I did too at first, but Porcha passes spellcheck on my PC and Porche doesn't for some reason, so I just went with it.. No biggie. Porcha just came from a conversation we were having about cars and girls when we were kids. I'm actually surprised it caught on enough to be in any dictionary.

Anywho…

Granted, but now you're amongst the ranks of slang talking cronies in knowing such a non-arbitrary factoid.

I wish my gums would heal faster. (I just had major oral surgery this week on Monday.)

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, your gums are healed, but now everything else is sprained, broken, or bitten off by a pack of mad yaks.

I wish I had an infinite supply of incredibly expensive 300-year-old scotch to fuel my fully restored pickup.

[Downloader]

Granted, but now the whole Universe is comprised of only aged scotch, aside from you and your pickup, and there isn't any water or air or any other needed substances.

I wish for a higher paying career.

[ZoriaRPG]

Granted, but now the whole Universe is comprised of only aged scotch, aside from you and your pickup, and there isn't any water or air or any other needed substances.

I wish for a higher paying career.

(Emphasis, mine.)

If I had to choose a way for the Uinverse to die, that doesn't sound too bad.

Granted. Your new occupation is to perpetually fix guys.cpp.

I wish that this wish was a wish.

[ZoriaRPG]

Granted, but you can now only drive an old rusty pickup truck with three on the tree and no A/C.

I wish I had a toilet seat warmer.

As a footnote, this one isn't too bad, either. I routinely operate vehicles that are quite old, and neither the 'three on the tree' shifting, not the age would bother me. The deree of rust, perhaps, if it's rust-particles-holding-hands, but otherwise, if it has wheels, I'll drive it. I far prefer old mtors, with a carb, and points-based timing, and mechanical fuel delivery, to anything new. The ease of working on them is superb, compared to the insanity of computer-controlled injection.

I do prefer diesel, though, which of course requires injection, but old diesel is also mechanically delivered. At least, I understand all of that stuff. I can take it apart, rebuild it, put it back together, and it'll run.