Bad idea: Driving on the correct side of the road while forgetting which country you are actually in.
Good idea: Taking the kids to Disney.
Bad idea: Driving on the correct side of the road while forgetting which country you are actually in.
Good idea: Taking the kids to Disney.
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Bad Idea - Taking your kids to a slaughterhouse.
Good Idea - Making a budget and sticking to it.
Last edited by TheDarkOne; 04-15-2019 at 01:26 PM.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Bad Idea - Making a budget and sticking it to the back of a semi truck so you can never recall it again (that sounded better in my headOh well)
Good Idea - Washing your hands after using the restroom
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Bad Idea - Washing your hands in the drinking fountain after using the bathroom.
Good Idea - Eating chicken soup when you have a bad cold.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Bad Idea: Eating chicken soup when you are a vegetarian.
Good Idea: Working full-time to make enough money to live on.
Keep your words soft and sweet in case you have to eat them.
Bad Idea - Working full-time to make enough money to pay off your bookie.
Good Idea - Eating five servings of vegetables a day.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Bad Idea: Eating five servings of the most decadent chocolate cake a day.
Good Idea: Spending free time with someone you love.
Keep your words soft and sweet in case you have to eat them.
Bad Idea - Spending free time with a criminally insane person.
Good Idea - Offering to help your girlfriend buy her own computer.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Bad Idea: NOT offering to help your girlfriend buy her own computer.
Good Idea: Paying all your bills in full and on time.
Keep your words soft and sweet in case you have to eat them.
Bad Idea - Paying someones else's bills in full and on time, using up all of your money to do so,
Good Idea - Making a reasonable budget and staying to it.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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