Make A Wish, At A Price

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but in the meantime you have to give me some form of reward for recognizing your EarthBound reference (a game I just recently completed. Really, it's a weird coincidence that you would make a reference to that game just days after I finished it).

I wish there were more weird coincidences like that.

[PinkFairy]

Granted, but it turns out that they were all planned. In fact, your entire life has all been a computer simulation and you are an experiment in artificial intelligence.

I wish for somebody to recognize THAT reference....

[mrz84]

Granted, but that person then disappears mysteriously for unknown reasons. And then there's a random explosion somewhere.

I wish that all games where like they were in the 80s and 90s (ie: full game at release, no dlc/microtransactions/etc)

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but the graphics/sound/gameplay are also like they were in the 80's and 90's..

I wish the WiFi for the old DSi systems still worked.

[mrz84]

Granted, but your DSi's shoulder buttons don't work anymore and there is a crack on the top sceen.

I wish I could turn back time, that I could find a way.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but then you get sued by Cher for plagiarism.

I wish bodily waste didn't smell so bad. Thais has to do with changing my niece's diapers when I babysit.

[PinkFairy]

Granted, but now all your food you try to eat or beverage you try to drink smells the way body waste used to smell. And this only affects you.

I wish I had more time to post here. Working full-time sure does eat up one's free time.

[TheDarkOne]

Grantedm you lose your job. All the free time you want.

I wish I could reember what I was going to wish.

[Downloader]

Granted, but obviously you've used your wish up on remembering and that's it.
I wish for a new Porcha.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but nobody has invented anything called a "Porcha." You'll get one when and it ever exists.

I wish I could drive a stickshift (clutches and me are like oil and water)