Granted, but you out it in a faulty toaster and it gets burned completely black. And it was the last Pop-Tart of your life.
I wish you weren't actually right about me not being able to get a refund on that TV. I lost the receipt and the store wehre I bought it won't take returns on electronics without a receipt.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Granted, but they give you the refund in Turkish Lira and no banks will exchange it for US currency.
I wish I didn't have to work until 11 PM.
Keep your words soft and sweet in case you have to eat them.
Granted, you now work at 11:01 PM.
I wish to never have to work again.
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Playing: Final Fantasy XIV
Granted, you get fired from your job and nobody else will hire you.
I wish my shift at work ended at 8:00 PM. I don't care if it starts three hours earlier.
Keep your words soft and sweet in case you have to eat them.
Granted, you now work until 8 pm, and start your next shift at 9pm the same day.
I wish that the Wii U had been handled better.
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MP:89
Playing: Final Fantasy XIV
Granted, but as a result the price was much higher than you could ever hope to afford.
I wish the postal service actually delivered mail directly to our door instead of a bank of mailboxes at the end of the street.
Last edited by TheDarkOne; 07-10-2021 at 05:55 PM.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Granted, but you no longer get any mail. Ever.
I wish I had more free time.
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MP:89
Playing: Final Fantasy XIV
Granted, you have all the free time you want since you were fired from your job a few posts ago.
I wish for more coffee flavor choices at the local store, without the price being affected. and the flavors are ones I like.
Last edited by TheDarkOne; 10-20-2022 at 06:22 PM. Reason: Because forty-two
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Granted, but now drinking coffee makes you violently sick.
I wish the neighbor's dog would stop barking for no reason.
Keep your words soft and sweet in case you have to eat them.
Granted, but now your cat inexplicably starts barking for no reason.
I wish I could find that YouTube vieo I started watching and never finished. It seem to have disappeared on me.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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