Make A Wish, At A Price

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, they are now 1 cent cheaper.

I wish my mouse worked better.

[PinkFairy]

Okay, your mouse now gets a job with someone else with higher pay and works better for them.

I wish laptops were cheap enough for me to afford.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but they're so cheap that every store you go to is sold out of them.

I wish I still had my old Logitech mouse.

[PinkFairy]

Okay, but your first Logitech mouse was a corded one and wasn't USB, so that's the one you have,

I wish I could find a store with affordable laptops that aren't sold out.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, you find the location of such a store...in Mongolia.

I wish I had my old wireless USB Logitech mouse and it still worked perfectly.

[mrz84]

Granted, but it turns into a herring.

I wish that I had a sandwich right now.

[TheDarkOne]

Granted, but the meat is spoiled and the bread in moldy,

I wish I could turn my wireless USB Logitech herring back into a mouse.

[mrz84]

Granted, but it reeks of herring and despite having a pro clean 10 times you can't remove the smell. Also it can now for whatever reason fart negative rainbows.

I wish for reality tv to cease to exist as it is all scripted anyway and doesn't do what its name advertises it does.

[PinkFairy]

Your wish is grant--

ERROR: Reality not found, Press F1 or Enter to retry.

[TheDarkOne]

*Presses Enter*

I wish @mrz84 hadn't erased reality.