Item Request Game

[CJC]

Here's your new guitar amplifier. It starts at eleven, and no matter how far your other equipment is it always causes a spiking feedback.


I need a new set of spiral notebooks!

[mrz84]

Here's your (used) spiral notebooks! The previous owner thought they were the next DaVinci. They were sadly mistaken.

I'd like a new pair of scissors.

[CJC]

Here are two dinner knives taped together at the handles. If you wiggle them enough, they might be able to cut paper.


I want a new mouse.

[Zim]

Your new mouse is straight out of the laboratory. From a long line of test-mice, infected with various virii, and only interested in anything with the scent of cheese emanating from it, your mouse is the less-than-ideal pet.

I would like a new pre-furnished home.

Side note:
In typing that sentence I just learned that my Windows 7 auto correct system thinks that pee-furnished is an acceptable word, and pre-furnished is not.

[mrz84]

Here's your pre-furnished home. Be wary of the previous owners though, they haunt the place and they don't like unwanted guests.

I'd like a lamp with a genie that grants infinite wishes.

[CJC]

Your new mouse is straight out of the laboratory. From a long line of test-mice, infected with various virii, and only interested in anything with the scent of cheese emanating from it, your mouse is the less-than-ideal pet.

I would like a new pre-furnished home.

Side note:
In typing that sentence I just learned that my Windows 7 auto correct system thinks that pee-furnished is an acceptable word, and pre-furnished is not.

Yes, but can it plug into my computer? : {P

Here's your pre-furnished home. Be wary of the previous owners though, they haunt the place and they don't like unwanted guests.

I'd like a lamp with a genie that grants infinite wishes.

Granted. However, the only wish the Genie can grant is access to more wishes, so you can't wish for anything else!


I want a cheesecake.

[mrz84]

Here you go, its tuna flavored.

I want a reservation to a fancy restaurant.

[TheDarkOne]

Your reservation for 2:38 AM on December 28, 2503 is confirmed, sir.

I need something that will fix the numeric keypad on my computer without damaging any other part of the computer (including software).

[TheDarkOne]

OK, but in the process the thread dies.

I want something that will make people interested in this thread again.

[mrz84]

You receive a remote with a button that makes people want to post in this thread, but it has a cooldown of 7 days on it.

I want a Nintendo Switch.