Jade reappears from behind the strange man almost immediately. How exactly? Let's just say she rolled a natural 20 with one of her Thief-trade skills. She looks very cross.

"Hey that wasn't very nice if you don't want anything to do with us then just say so and walk away otherwise stop being so rude geez you remind me of that racist mermaid that I've been nothing but lenient with even moreso than everyone else around here even though she's tried to kill us but I'm not gonna be the one to murder a hey where do you think you're going I'm not done yet you know you're a racist too where do you get off thinking I'm here to steal your purse why do you even have a purse thats kinda weird not that guys cant have purses if they want hey you are a guy right now if you were referring to a crotch bulge that's TOOOOOOOOTAALLY different but why would I want to steal a crotch bulge GROSS, and anyways..."