Not exactly a chat quote, but its something funny I found on gamefaqs and I made it a life goal to mention it whenever a Hulk Vs Doomsday debate occurs.

Hulk and Doomsday fight for a while, but then realize the other is the only one who will ever truly understand them, fall in love, and then proceed to
planet-hop on a series of destructive make-out sessions that require the combined might of the JLA and Avengers to stop. They will actually pass by
a tea-party between the Anti-Moniter and Dormammu, both of whom will decide that the universe is clearly destroying itself
without them, and they will leave for parts unknown. In this way Hulk and Doomsday will unexpectedly save the universe.

The last time I posted this, someone asked: "Why isn't this canon?"

[Edit-o-vision] Thought I'd add a Snorlax joke.

That Snorlax can learn Whirlwind.

LITERALLY the only logic I can find in that is passing gas...