Just registered?

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@TheDarkOne

He's an admin because he sleeps with Kolt.

Truer words have never been spoken.

I slept with Kolt once, but I'm not an admin. [shrug]

Your wish is my command. Merry Christmas.

[MasterSwordUltima]

Did you ever stop and consider it may be a case of quality over quantity?

How can you say that when I even made the guy mozzarella sticks afterwards?

Your wish is my command. Merry Christmas.

That's all it takes to become an admin? Golly. Time to loose this privilege by doing something stupid.

[TheDarkOne]

To be certain, doing something stupid would be more likely to make you LOSE the privilege than to loose it.

[Chris Miller]

Worst that could happen is a case of butt syphilis.

[Marin is Best Waifu]

Hi! I couldn't locate any introductory threads in the short time frame I had to make a first post, so I guess here will do. Though I must say, the level of humor here is way over my head. Oh well! Aspiring artist and writer here.

[Tamamo]

Welcome make you eternally enjoy toast and carpet.

[Chris Miller]

You have no chance to survive make your time.

[Marin is Best Waifu]

I'm sorry, the dialect of this forum is beyond me. Toast and carpet? No chance to survive? I'm afraid I'll have to ask to clarify what you mean.

[Chris Miller]

All your base are belong to us.

[CJC]

They're just quoting weird stuff to confuse you. Don't worry about it.

Chris Miller's reference is an internet meme making fun of Zero Wing, an old game that was directly translated from its native language of Japanese (instead of being interpretative translated to maintain the spirit of the text). I'm not sure what Mero's talking about, though.