People still use dial-up?!!!!

JK. Good to hear. I haven't used dial up since the 08/09 days when my highspeed internet got disconnected and I jumped to the free dialup crap Juno and whatever the other one is called. If you alternate between the two you never have to pay. Once I switched from landline to cells that option went out the window. Though I have never missed it. I feel sorry that you had to keep that awfulness around for so long.

CONGRATS!!!