Quote Originally Posted by ShadowTiger View Post
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I rarely, if ever actually went into or onto one of those. They seemed so pointless, being all stationary and whatnot. I used to like to think if I could sever whatever chain was binding them, I could slowly and awkwardly ride off into the nearby sunset, and do my best to avoid getting caught by the local Walmart rent-a-cop before he finished ogling the people of walmart dot com.
Thank you for that amazing mental image. It was wonderful.

Now excuse me, I need to glue my ass back on. I appear to have laughed it straight off.