Item Request Game

[Ventus]

Okay Lets see how this game will work.

-Rules of play-

You request an item to do something and the next poster will give you item that will help you, But the item will have a negative side affect.

-Example-
Poster #1: I need a Item that will recover my Health...

Poster #2: Here is a "Crappy Potion" It recovers your health... But also shortens you life by 5 years every time you drink it.
(And then poster #2 Will say that they'll need an item that does something and so on...)

-End of Example-

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Okay I'll start.

I need a item that will make me the most awesome person ever!

[mrz84]

Here's a jacket of awesomeness! Side effects include awesome-ness and eternal bad gas.

I need a can of infinite dr pepper.

[Xyvol]

Ok, you can have this infinite can of flat Dr. Pepper.

I need some boots of flying.

[Ventus]

Here is a boot of flying, sorry I could only find one. And also it takes 30 D Batterys. Which are not included.

I need an Magic Sword.

[mrz84]

You have a magic sword that talks, but in pig-latin.

I need a box of strawberry pocky.

[Orithan]

Here, have your Strawberry Pocky. Now your hands die off because the box carried a horrible toxin that acts on your hands.

I want a spellcard. Those fairies shall pay for what happened earlier today

[Zim]

Here, have your Strawberry Pocky. Now your hands die off because the box carried a horrible toxin that acts on your hands.

I want a spellcard. Those fairies shall pay for what happened earlier today

Your new spellcard is a brand new spellcard that summons the three fairy girls to your location so they can wreak havoc on you.
I need a new keyboard for my laptop because I spilled milk on it and the q button needs extra hard pressing to work now.

[SpykStorm]

Have a keyboard that connects with a keyboard port instead of USB, which makes it useless for most laptops.

I need an item that can fetch my coffee, which I left in another room.

[mrz84]

Here's one of those small vacuum robot thingies modded to "fetch" coffee and bring to its owner, however it has a 90% chance of dropping coffee into the pesron's lap.

I need some new oatmeal flavors to try

[Zim]

Here's one of those small vacuum robot thingies modded to "fetch" coffee and bring to its owner, however it has a 90% chance of dropping coffee into the pesron's lap.

I need some new oatmeal flavors to try

You're new multi-flavored variety pack includes fecal, vomit, and urine flavors.
I need a new guitar amplifier!