Sorry Anthony.


Anyways, I've got a Zork-esque text based adventure I played with Aeos.

<CJC> For at the end of this particular wormhole is... A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!
* CJC gives voice to Migokalle
<Aeos> tickle moose
<CJC> You tickle the moose. As far as you can tell, it's giggling. Until, of course, it kicks you and, gasping from your collapsed lungs, you perish. Game Over.
<CJC> You're in a dark room. Best find a light source, lest you be eaten by a Grue.
<Aeos> set fire to grue
<CJC> You don't have any fire
<CJC> (HINT: You may not have fire, but you might have fire-starting devices, like a match or lighter)
<Aeos> use matches on grue
<Majora> arguing with flat-earthers is worse than arguing with christians sometimes. because you basically can't sway a flat-earther unless you strap them to a space shuttle so they can see the earth's roundness themselves.
<CJC> Aeos: You use the matches on the grue. It screeches in its indescribable way and tries to pat out the fire, but its dry patchy fur makes for excellent kindling. In a panick, it runs rampant around the room and sets everything on fire.
<CJC> Current Situation: BLAZING INFERNO
<CJC> You See: BLAZING INFERNO
<CJC> You Have: MATCHES, ???
<Aeos> RUN
<CJC> Run where?
<Aeos> AWAY
<CJC> You run away. Seeing a window, you dive out to escape the burning flames. Unfortunately, as this is not a movie, you are now RIDDLED WITH BROKEN GLASS.
<CJC> Current Situation: OUTSIDE A BURNING BUILDING
<Aeos> shake off glass
<CJC> Current State: FULL OF GLASS SHARDS, SINGED EYEBROWS, BROKEN LEG
<CJC> You See: DARKNESS, BURNING BUILDING
<CJC> You HAVE: BROKEN GLASS, MATCHES, ???
<Aeos> look at ???
<CJC> ??? is a universal remote control. Strangely, it does not have an infrared senser bar. You cannot determine its purpose at the moment.
<CJC> You have removed the broken glass. You are now only BLEEDING PROFUSELY
<Aeos> not all of the glass! >_<
<Aeos> crawl east
<CJC> You see the faint glow of what you believe are STREET LIGHTS. To the north is a blue sign with the letter 'H' printed in white. In the distance, you hear what you believe is a FIRE SIREN.
<Aeos> crawl n
<CJC> You crawl in the direction of the sign, hoping that a HOSPITAL is nearby. The FIRE SIREN is blaring louder, perhaps if you could signal them they would be able to help you.
<Aeos> crawl n
<CJC> You continue to crawl towards the HOSPITAL. Unfortunately, a MISCHIEVOUS RACCOON has crossed your path and is now playing with your DISEMBOWELED ORGANS.
<Aeos> O_o
<CJC> XD
<Aeos> you know what?
<Aeos> strangle racoon with intestines
<CJC> LOL
<Kefka> Public Service Announcement: System is extremely laggy, be right back! ~Sephiroth
<Majora> are you guys playing homestuck
* Kefka has quit (Quit: Read error: 666 (Connection reset by Sephiroth))
<Aeos> might as well be practical
<CJC> You successfully choke the life out of the MISCHIEVOUS RACCON using your DISEMBOWELED ORGANS. You notice that the corpse of the little bandit looks quite scrumptious. You fear you may be turning into a SOULLESS ZOMBIE.