The whole series of Idiot Box. Maybe Nsfw? I'm not sure about that too much but whatever.
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The whole series of Idiot Box. Maybe Nsfw? I'm not sure about that too much but whatever.
Spoiler: show
[22:42:55] <SUCCESSOR> Titties are gods... well tits.
[22:43:15] <Shane> Tits, gods, what's the diff?
[22:43:23] <Shane>
[22:43:26] <SUCCESSOR> Tits exist
[22:43:35] <Shane>
[22:43:49] <~ctrl-alt-delete> LOL.
[22:43:52] <~ctrl-alt-delete> QUOTE.
Edit: Things to come.
Last edited by ctrl-alt-delete; 11-16-2012 at 01:46 AM.
* Ventus has joined
* Alpha1 gives channel half-operator status to Ventus
<ctrl-alt-delete> AYO VENTUS.
<ctrl-alt-delete> How old are you?
<Ventus> Hello,
<Ventus> Why do you want to know?
<ctrl-alt-delete> ...why not?
<ctrl-alt-delete> Dude, the internet is not as scary as everybody makes it out to be. I'm not going to find you, rape you, murder you, and feed you to your parents by simply knowing your age.
<Ventus> Fine
<Ventus> I'm 20
<ctrl-alt-delete> OH! I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE NOW. I'M COMING TO GET YOU.
<ctrl-alt-delete> But seriously, man, I'm really sorry to have to do this...
<Ventus> Um... I'l forgot what you just said about raping me and murdering me and feeding me to your parents
* Ventus is creeped out now
<Ventus> huh?
<ctrl-alt-delete> AGN has a policy about being 22 to be on staff.
<Ventus> !?
<Ventus> What really
<ctrl-alt-delete> I guess I just figured you were older.
<Ventus> Oh come one no fair
<ctrl-alt-delete> We also have a policy that you have to be 21 to run SSotW.
<Ventus> Really I have to be over 22?
<ctrl-alt-delete> Just in case somebody submits screens with...pornography or other bad content.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Yeah, man, I'm truly sorry.
<Ventus> You have to be fucking with me
<ctrl-alt-delete> You might know if I were fucking with you if you were a little older.
<Ventus> :\
<ctrl-alt-delete> As it stands, being too young, you're too immature to detect a joke.
<Ventus> Hey!
<ctrl-alt-delete> It's not my fault.
<ctrl-alt-delete> It's DD's fault.
<Ventus> I'm to young
<ctrl-alt-delete> He made the policy.
<ctrl-alt-delete> If you want, you can PM him requesting to stay on staff under special circumstances.
<Ventus> DD made it... Really?
<ctrl-alt-delete> Just tell him you're really mature for your age and you look at porn all the time so it's okay to stay on staff.
<ctrl-alt-delete> http://armageddongames.net/member.php?1-DarkDragon
<Ventus> I don't look at porn :|
<ctrl-alt-delete> Just lie and say you do.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Since that's why that rule exists.
<Ventus> Oh come on really I didn't see anything about it.
<Ventus> Could you show me where it say's I have to be over 20?
<Majora> https://dl.dropbox.com/u/10691609/wh...8086736522.jpg
<ctrl-alt-delete> We don't have it posted anywhere.
<ctrl-alt-delete> It's just policy.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Just like COPPA.
<Ventus> So its a lie?
<Ventus> Coppa?
<ctrl-alt-delete> If anybody posts porn, and you view it, AGN could get in legal trouble.
<ctrl-alt-delete> So you have to be 21 to be on staff.
<Ventus> :|
<ctrl-alt-delete> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Childre...Protection_Act
<Ventus> Oh come on. I'm old enough to handle that.
<ctrl-alt-delete> COPPA is for people that are 13 or under.
<Ventus> Hmm...
<Ventus> Okay
<ctrl-alt-delete> Same thing, we can get in legal trouble if they don't have parental permission.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Like I said, just PM DD.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Tell him you're under 21, but you're requesting to stay on staff.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Because you already look at porn.
<Ventus> Really?
<ctrl-alt-delete> That way, if anybody tries to get us in trouble for breaking that policy, we have proof that you said you were mature enough for the content.
<Ventus> Well I don't know. I have a feeling to are trolling me.
<Ventus> *You are trolling me
<Ventus> <_<
<Ventus> >_>
<ctrl-alt-delete> Trolling you?
<Ventus> Yes
<ctrl-alt-delete> What do you mean trolling? Trolling means trying to piss somebody off.
<ctrl-alt-delete> I'm not trying to piss you off. I'm trying to help you.
<Ventus> Yes you are fucking with me.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Otherwise, I'll have to remove you from staff. And I don't want to do that. You are the most valuable staff member, by far.
<Ventus> If you are not PM me about it on the forum.
<ctrl-alt-delete> ...wait a tick. You'll only believe me if I send you a PM? O.O Why?
<Ventus> Becuase It shows it might be for real
<Ventus> Instead of Chatroom antics
* ctrl-alt-delete sighs. Okay.
<Majora> urgh god damn it warp whistles
<Ventus> So... Its for real... I see you are PM'ing me right now :|
<ctrl-alt-delete> Dude, why would I lie to you?
<Ventus> I don't know :/
*Sends PM*
You have to be 21 to be on staff...
ctrl-alt-delete
If you cannot provide proof that you are of age, then you need to PM DarkDragon with a request to stay on staff, telling him that you view porn often. That we, we have proof that you are mature enough to handle the content and won't try to press charges against us/sue us if somebody posts porn on the board.
ventus
Well alright I guess I'll PM DD, about it.
<Ventus> Shit... I'm fucked, There's go my hobby.
<ctrl-alt-delete> How come? All you have to do is PM DD. That way we know you won't try to sue us or anything.
<ctrl-alt-delete> It's for our protection, man, you have to understand.
<Ventus> I understand.
* Ventus will be right back
* Ventus is now known as Ventus|Away
<SUCCESSOR> Its Shadowblazer's dark essence invading the forums
ctrl-alt-delete> Hey, callitaday, how old are you?
<ctrl-alt-delete> lmfao
<callitaday> I am....
<callitaday> old enough
<callitaday> :3
<ctrl-alt-delete> to party?
<callitaday> of course
<callitaday> let's put it this way
<callitaday> I remember when the Intel 286 was new.
<Ventus> LOL
<ctrl-alt-delete> That would make you 34.
<callitaday> 35
<callitaday> close =3
<ctrl-alt-delete> Damn.
i<ctrl-alt-delete> I'm really sorry I have to do this...
i<ctrl-alt-delete> But to be on AGN staff you have to be 34 or younger.
<SUCCESSOR> Its Shadowblazer's dark essence invading the forums
<SUCCESSOR> Oooo we're getting [Shattered Earth] back?
<ctrl-alt-delete> :)
<SUCCESSOR> Haven't seen that in like 10 years!
<SUCCESSOR> Probably my fault
<ctrl-alt-delete> It's like IRC but I can stab you in the face with a sword.
* SUCCESSOR stabs ctrl-alt-delete in the face with a sword
<ctrl-alt-delete> lmfao
<SUCCESSOR> Use your imagination.
<StarWolf> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between BigJoe and his hand is 3%.
<SUCCESSOR> LMAO
<BigJoe> thats a bold faced lie!
<CJC> Good for you, Joe.
<SUCCESSOR> Can't even get a hand...
<BigJoe>meanie
<CJC> No, it's a good thing
<SUCCESSOR> ...
<CJC> If you can't have a successful relationship with your hand, you will be motivated to seek out more meaningful sexual sources
<SUCCESSOR> $lovecalc CJC, logic
<StarWolf> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between CJC and logic is 3%.
<SUCCESSOR> LMAO
<CJC> : P
(10:37:50) <lib_gamer93> I'd be in a lot of trouble if I was allergic to semen
* Majora removes ban on lib_gamer93!*[email protected]
<lib_gamer93> * Majora removes ban on lib_gamer93!*[email protected]
<lib_gamer93> that's what I thought, bitch.
<ctrl-alt-delete> ...
* Majora sets ban on lib_gamer93!*[email protected]
* ctrl-alt-delete has kicked lib_gamer93 from #agn (ctrl-alt-delete)
* Nate slow claps
<Nate> It took you guys a month to
<Nate> catch on to my bot.
<Nate> He's a bmotion :)
* Majora sets ban on Nate!*[email protected]
* ctrl-alt-delete has kicked Nate from #agn (ctrl-alt-delete)
<SUCCESSOR> Its Shadowblazer's dark essence invading the forums
Manny pacquiao just got a Game over
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