<StarWolf> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between BigJoe and his hand is 3%.
<SUCCESSOR> LMAO
<BigJoe> thats a bold faced lie!
<CJC> Good for you, Joe.
<SUCCESSOR> Can't even get a hand...
<BigJoe> meanie
<CJC> No, it's a good thing
<SUCCESSOR> ...
<CJC> If you can't have a successful relationship with your hand, you will be motivated to seek out more meaningful sexual sources
<SUCCESSOR> $lovecalc CJC, logic
<StarWolf> The chance of a successful sexual relationship between CJC and logic is 3%.
<SUCCESSOR> LMAO
<CJC> : P