I Wish... This Lamp Wasn't Jinxed!

[CJC]

This is the new version of the original "I Wish" game started by CarrotRed.


In essence, you've got a magic lamp that will grant your wish, but the genie (the next poster) is a douchebag. You grant the wish of the previous poster in the worst way possible.

For example:
1st Poster
I wish I had a big old sandwich!

2nd Poster
Well you'd better get used to tupperware, buddy, because you're a big old ham on rye now!

I wish I had a luxury car.

3rd Poster
Well you do, but it's drawn on a piece of loose-leaf paper.

I wish I was taller.



And so forth. I'll start.


I wish I was less afraid of heights.

[Ventus]

Granted but now you are more afraid of being on the ground

I wish, I had a Hamburger.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

No problem, I know where to get the freshest dog meat!

I wish I didn't have to go back to work for two weeks tomorrow.

[CJC]

Granted. You have to go back to work for FIVE weeks tomorrow.

I wish I could still get a pizza for $5.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

No problem, the value of the dollar has plummeted dramatically.

I wish I had gone to sleep three hours ago.

[mrz84]

Done, but you have insomnia for the rest of your life.

I wish I was a tokusatsu character (ie: Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, etc)

[CJC]

Granted, but you can only speak in subtitles.

I wish I could draw comics faster than a page a day.

[mrz84]

Granted, but you fudge up on every 3 out of 5 pages.

I wish that I didn't have to put up with the 2012 Election crap anymore.

[CJC]

Granted, but now they've begun campaigning in advance for the 2024 election.

I wish somebody'd play that Apples to Apples forum game.

[Magnus Accanta]

Granted, ten people have posted by they won't stop going on about pears. (Admittedly, I'm not sure what forum your talking about...)

I wish I was a better pixel-artist.