Funny Videos / Images / Jokes[v2.0] & Chat Quotes

[ShadowTiger]

Post any funny videos, images, or jokes that you have and funny quotes from #AGN chat!

Please, if possible, don't make them stupid inside-jokes that only you or someone else would understand.

Anyway, to post a video using our new youtube tag is simple enough. A Youtube URL looks like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iGzx8T-tKY

Take the part in red and post it inside youtube tags, as such:

[youtube]5iGzx8T-tKY[/youtube]

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This belt is function-less.

Truly uncomfortable.

Team players

Made me laugh way too much

Happens all the time in gaming.

Not a dog

He wouldn't say this. He's too rich to know what a sandwich is./

[SUCCESSOR]

<SUCCESSOR> When my cousin and I were like 15 and high as hell. We were walking all over town at like 4 am
<SUCCESSOR> and we saw someone drive up and throw something under someones car and drive off.
<SUCCESSOR> We freaked out for like 20 minutes thinking it was a bomb.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Lmfao.
<SUCCESSOR> Till we got brave enough to go up and look
<SUCCESSOR> it was a news paper.
* SUCCESSOR facepalms
<ctrl-alt-delete> LMFAO.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

<ctrl-alt-delete> It's an unbelievably good night when esbe starts posting.
<ctrl-alt-delete> Since 2008, I was directly responsible for:
<ctrl-alt-delete> 1. The best AGN April Fools ever.
<ctrl-alt-delete> 2. The AGN Facebook group, which is the oldbie hangout.
<ctrl-alt-delete> 3. Making PM post after years of absense.
<ctrl-alt-delete> 4. Making esbe post after years of absense.
<ctrl-alt-delete> 5. Resurrecting AGN.
<ctrl-alt-delete> People should be slaughtering animals to my name.
<Majora> I'll slaughter young male horses
<Majora> kolt
<ctrl-alt-delete> ...
<ctrl-alt-delete> i c what you did there...

We've been missing a bunch of good ones.

[SUCCESSOR]

<SUCCZZA> " according to Multiverse theory there must exist some universe where a creator being exists."
<Majora_> but yeah. god, no god, it's irrelevant.
<SUCCZZA> I'd like to see the reasoning
<CJC> Well, adjacent universes do not have to follow the same laws of physics that our universe does.
<CJC> So, the further from our universe you travel, the more UNLIKE our universe existence becomes.
<Majora_> yeah for all we know there is a universe somwhere that has a god who isn't a douche AND created something like pokemon
<CJC> If you travel far enough, eventually you will come across an existence that REQUIRES some sort of creator to exist in the scope of physics.
<Majora_> stephen hawking is all over dat multiverse theory
<CJC> I don't believe in Stephen Hawking.
<CJC> I think he's a robot used by the academic community to pitch unpopular ideas.
<Majora_> some examples being that we were simply lucky. I mean, if a person wins the lottery do you automatically assume it was some sentient deity who granted them the win? no, it was just luck.
<Majora_> Well, as they say
<Majora_> Extraordinary Claims require Extraordinary Evidence. Otherwise, Occam's Razor: stick with the hypothesis that makes the fewest assumptions.
<SUCCZZA> CJC, by that "logic" you could justify the possibility of anything. Shit might possibly be food in some other univers so don't look down on eating it in ours.
<CJC> I didn't say "Don't look down", I said don't jump to conclusions.
<CJC> There is no proof to confirm or deny a creator in our existence. Such proof would be impossible to contain. So I don't make a decision.
<CJC> But poop is obviously poop.

[Ventus]

Found that randomly today and I couldn't help but post it here lol

[Tim]

Old but good, Arfenhouse.

[mrz84]

^ above video: The only part I found funny was anything involving the cat.



Because I have nothing else funny at the moment.


Wait.


That's a lie.


(from my deviantart gallery)






That's it...for now.

[Tim]

Lol Romney

[ctrl-alt-delete]

--> WindStrike has joined #agn
<ctrl-alt-delete> Zaphod, this isn't actually happening. You're just high.
<ctrl-alt-delete> FUCK IT'S WINDSTRIKE. GOOD THING WE DON'T HAVE RECALL.
* Zaphod gives voice to Fireblast124 WindStrike
<ctrl-alt-delete> He'd know what we just said about him!
<WindStrike> wait wait wait
<SUCCESSOR> Yeah everyone stop talking about him!
<WindStrike> ctrl-alt-delete, that's usually what Fireblast124 says whenever I enter a channel
<ctrl-alt-delete> <SUCCESSOR> I'm not saying Windstrike is gay...but he'd hold one in his mouth until a gay guy got there.
<SUCCESSOR> lmao
<ctrl-alt-delete> I totally didn't fake that.

[ctrl-alt-delete]

--> Now talking on #titties
-ChanServ- Channel #titties isn't registered.
-ChanServ- Channel #titties registered under your account: ctrl-alt-delete
* ChanServ sets mode +n #titties
* ChanServ sets mode +t #titties
* ChanServ sets mode +r #titties
* ChanServ sets mode +C #titties
* ChanServ sets mode +T #titties
* ChanServ sets mode +q #titties ctrl-alt-delete
<ctrl-alt-delete> omg join #titties
--> Marissa ([email protected]) has joined #titties
--> Minora ([email protected]) has joined #titties
<Minora> FUCK YEAAH
<Minora> TITTIES!
--> SUCCESSOR ([email protected]) has joined #titties
<SUCCESSOR> lol
--> Zaphod ([email protected]) has joined #titties
<SUCCESSOR> you were serious

@Anthony , get back in here.