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    Funny Videos / Images / Jokes[v2.0] & Chat Quotes

    Post any funny videos, images, or jokes that you have and funny quotes from #AGN chat!

    Please, if possible, don't make them stupid inside-jokes that only you or someone else would understand.

    Anyway, to post a video using our new youtube tag is simple enough. A Youtube URL looks like this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iGzx8T-tKY

    Take the part in red and post it inside youtube tags, as such:

    [youtube]5iGzx8T-tKY[/youtube]




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    This belt is function-less.

    Truly uncomfortable.

    Team players

    Made me laugh way too much

    Happens all the time in gaming.

    Not a dog

    He wouldn't say this. He's too rich to know what a sandwich is./
    Last edited by ShadowTiger; 08-25-2012 at 04:56 PM.

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    <SUCCESSOR> When my cousin and I were like 15 and high as hell. We were walking all over town at like 4 am
    <SUCCESSOR> and we saw someone drive up and throw something under someones car and drive off.
    <SUCCESSOR> We freaked out for like 20 minutes thinking it was a bomb.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Lmfao.
    <SUCCESSOR> Till we got brave enough to go up and look
    <SUCCESSOR> it was a news paper.
    * SUCCESSOR facepalms
    <ctrl-alt-delete> LMFAO.

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    <ctrl-alt-delete> It's an unbelievably good night when esbe starts posting.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Since 2008, I was directly responsible for:
    <ctrl-alt-delete> 1. The best AGN April Fools ever.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> 2. The AGN Facebook group, which is the oldbie hangout.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> 3. Making PM post after years of absense.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> 4. Making esbe post after years of absense.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> 5. Resurrecting AGN.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> People should be slaughtering animals to my name.
    <Majora> I'll slaughter young male horses
    <Majora> kolt
    <ctrl-alt-delete> ...
    <ctrl-alt-delete> i c what you did there...

    We've been missing a bunch of good ones.


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    <SUCCZZA> " according to Multiverse theory there must exist some universe where a creator being exists."
    <Majora_> but yeah. god, no god, it's irrelevant.
    <SUCCZZA> I'd like to see the reasoning
    <CJC> Well, adjacent universes do not have to follow the same laws of physics that our universe does.
    <CJC> So, the further from our universe you travel, the more UNLIKE our universe existence becomes.
    <Majora_> yeah for all we know there is a universe somwhere that has a god who isn't a douche AND created something like pokemon
    <CJC> If you travel far enough, eventually you will come across an existence that REQUIRES some sort of creator to exist in the scope of physics.
    <Majora_> stephen hawking is all over dat multiverse theory
    <CJC> I don't believe in Stephen Hawking.
    <CJC> I think he's a robot used by the academic community to pitch unpopular ideas.
    <Majora_> some examples being that we were simply lucky. I mean, if a person wins the lottery do you automatically assume it was some sentient deity who granted them the win? no, it was just luck.
    <Majora_> Well, as they say
    <Majora_> Extraordinary Claims require Extraordinary Evidence. Otherwise, Occam's Razor: stick with the hypothesis that makes the fewest assumptions.
    <SUCCZZA> CJC, by that "logic" you could justify the possibility of anything. Shit might possibly be food in some other univers so don't look down on eating it in ours.
    <CJC> I didn't say "Don't look down", I said don't jump to conclusions.
    <CJC> There is no proof to confirm or deny a creator in our existence. Such proof would be impossible to contain. So I don't make a decision.
    <CJC> But poop is obviously poop.

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    --> WindStrike has joined #agn
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Zaphod, this isn't actually happening. You're just high.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> FUCK IT'S WINDSTRIKE. GOOD THING WE DON'T HAVE RECALL.
    * Zaphod gives voice to Fireblast124 WindStrike
    <ctrl-alt-delete> He'd know what we just said about him!
    <WindStrike> wait wait wait
    <SUCCESSOR> Yeah everyone stop talking about him!
    <WindStrike> ctrl-alt-delete, that's usually what Fireblast124 says whenever I enter a channel
    <ctrl-alt-delete> <SUCCESSOR> I'm not saying Windstrike is gay...but he'd hold one in his mouth until a gay guy got there.
    <SUCCESSOR> lmao
    <ctrl-alt-delete> I totally didn't fake that.


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    --> Now talking on #titties
    -ChanServ- Channel #titties isn't registered.
    -ChanServ- Channel #titties registered under your account: ctrl-alt-delete
    * ChanServ sets mode +n #titties
    * ChanServ sets mode +t #titties
    * ChanServ sets mode +r #titties
    * ChanServ sets mode +C #titties
    * ChanServ sets mode +T #titties
    * ChanServ sets mode +q #titties ctrl-alt-delete
    <ctrl-alt-delete> omg join #titties
    --> Marissa ([email protected]) has joined #titties
    --> Minora ([email protected]) has joined #titties
    <Minora> FUCK YEAAH
    <Minora> TITTIES!
    --> SUCCESSOR ([email protected]) has joined #titties
    <SUCCESSOR> lol
    --> Zaphod ([email protected]) has joined #titties
    <SUCCESSOR> you were serious

    @Anthony , get back in here.
    Last edited by ctrl-alt-delete; 10-24-2012 at 12:52 AM.


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    [22:42:55] <SUCCESSOR> Titties are gods... well tits.
    [22:43:15] <Shane> Tits, gods, what's the diff?
    [22:43:23] <Shane>
    [22:43:26] <SUCCESSOR> Tits exist
    [22:43:35] <Shane>
    [22:43:49] <~ctrl-alt-delete> LOL.
    [22:43:52] <~ctrl-alt-delete> QUOTE.

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    Edit: Things to come.
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    * Ventus has joined
    * Alpha1 gives channel half-operator status to Ventus
    <ctrl-alt-delete> AYO VENTUS.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> How old are you?
    <Ventus> Hello,
    <Ventus> Why do you want to know?
    <ctrl-alt-delete> ...why not?
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Dude, the internet is not as scary as everybody makes it out to be. I'm not going to find you, rape you, murder you, and feed you to your parents by simply knowing your age.
    <Ventus> Fine
    <Ventus> I'm 20
    <ctrl-alt-delete> OH! I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE NOW. I'M COMING TO GET YOU.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> But seriously, man, I'm really sorry to have to do this...
    <Ventus> Um... I'l forgot what you just said about raping me and murdering me and feeding me to your parents
    * Ventus is creeped out now
    <Ventus> huh?
    <ctrl-alt-delete> AGN has a policy about being 22 to be on staff.
    <Ventus> !?
    <Ventus> What really
    <ctrl-alt-delete> I guess I just figured you were older.
    <Ventus> Oh come one no fair
    <ctrl-alt-delete> We also have a policy that you have to be 21 to run SSotW.
    <Ventus> Really I have to be over 22?
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Just in case somebody submits screens with...pornography or other bad content.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Yeah, man, I'm truly sorry.
    <Ventus> You have to be fucking with me
    <ctrl-alt-delete> You might know if I were fucking with you if you were a little older.
    <Ventus> :\
    <ctrl-alt-delete> As it stands, being too young, you're too immature to detect a joke.
    <Ventus> Hey!
    <ctrl-alt-delete> It's not my fault.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> It's DD's fault.
    <Ventus> I'm to young
    <ctrl-alt-delete> He made the policy.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> If you want, you can PM him requesting to stay on staff under special circumstances.
    <Ventus> DD made it... Really?
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Just tell him you're really mature for your age and you look at porn all the time so it's okay to stay on staff.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> http://armageddongames.net/member.php?1-DarkDragon
    <Ventus> I don't look at porn :|
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Just lie and say you do.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Since that's why that rule exists.
    <Ventus> Oh come on really I didn't see anything about it.
    <Ventus> Could you show me where it say's I have to be over 20?
    <Majora> https://dl.dropbox.com/u/10691609/wh...8086736522.jpg
    <ctrl-alt-delete> We don't have it posted anywhere.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> It's just policy.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Just like COPPA.
    <Ventus> So its a lie?
    <Ventus> Coppa?
    <ctrl-alt-delete> If anybody posts porn, and you view it, AGN could get in legal trouble.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> So you have to be 21 to be on staff.
    <Ventus> :|
    <ctrl-alt-delete> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Childre...Protection_Act
    <Ventus> Oh come on. I'm old enough to handle that.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> COPPA is for people that are 13 or under.
    <Ventus> Hmm...
    <Ventus> Okay
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Same thing, we can get in legal trouble if they don't have parental permission.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Like I said, just PM DD.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Tell him you're under 21, but you're requesting to stay on staff.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Because you already look at porn.
    <Ventus> Really?
    <ctrl-alt-delete> That way, if anybody tries to get us in trouble for breaking that policy, we have proof that you said you were mature enough for the content.
    <Ventus> Well I don't know. I have a feeling to are trolling me.
    <Ventus> *You are trolling me
    <Ventus> <_<
    <Ventus> >_>
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Trolling you?
    <Ventus> Yes
    <ctrl-alt-delete> What do you mean trolling? Trolling means trying to piss somebody off.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> I'm not trying to piss you off. I'm trying to help you.
    <Ventus> Yes you are fucking with me.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Otherwise, I'll have to remove you from staff. And I don't want to do that. You are the most valuable staff member, by far.
    <Ventus> If you are not PM me about it on the forum.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> ...wait a tick. You'll only believe me if I send you a PM? O.O Why?
    <Ventus> Becuase It shows it might be for real
    <Ventus> Instead of Chatroom antics
    * ctrl-alt-delete sighs. Okay.
    <Majora> urgh god damn it warp whistles
    <Ventus> So... Its for real... I see you are PM'ing me right now :|
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Dude, why would I lie to you?
    <Ventus> I don't know :/

    *Sends PM*
    You have to be 21 to be on staff...

    ctrl-alt-delete

    If you cannot provide proof that you are of age, then you need to PM DarkDragon with a request to stay on staff, telling him that you view porn often. That we, we have proof that you are mature enough to handle the content and won't try to press charges against us/sue us if somebody posts porn on the board.




    ventus
    Well alright I guess I'll PM DD, about it.


    <Ventus> Shit... I'm fucked, There's go my hobby.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> How come? All you have to do is PM DD. That way we know you won't try to sue us or anything.
    <ctrl-alt-delete> It's for our protection, man, you have to understand.
    <Ventus> I understand.
    * Ventus will be right back
    * Ventus is now known as Ventus|Away


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    ctrl-alt-delete> Hey, callitaday, how old are you?
    <ctrl-alt-delete> lmfao
    <callitaday> I am....
    <callitaday> old enough
    <callitaday> :3
    <ctrl-alt-delete> to party?
    <callitaday> of course
    <callitaday> let's put it this way
    <callitaday> I remember when the Intel 286 was new.
    <Ventus> LOL
    <ctrl-alt-delete> That would make you 34.
    <callitaday> 35
    <callitaday> close =3
    <ctrl-alt-delete> Damn.
    i<ctrl-alt-delete> I'm really sorry I have to do this...
    i<ctrl-alt-delete> But to be on AGN staff you have to be 34 or younger.


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