Taxes joke- if only it were that easy. I find it "funny" that they tried to say that I didn't claim 16k of my earnings last year so they wanted me to pay in $997 in back taxes. Yet they can't explain where $600billion went with the banks. Good thing they have their priorities in order, or I'd be worried.
Scientist joke- funny how true that seems to be as well.
And now for something a little tasteless...
How do you make a dead baby float?
Coke, ice cream, and a dead baby.