@ ST: ROFL!

I have a few from my firends.


(One of my firends used to be an EA game tester)
Friend: (to the team) Guys. I can't reproduce.
team member: ...what?
Friend: I can't reproduce!
Team member: ...Well...Amada could help with that...
Amanda: Uh...sure?
Friend: ......OH GOSH! NO! I mean I could not reproduce the glitch!!!
Team: *cracks up*

(another friend of mine was out drinking with a couple friends)
Guy: *goes to bar* I'd like a blow job.
Bartender girl: uh...ok, how does 20 buck sound?
Guy: 20 BUCKS FOR A DRINK?!?
Bartender girl: ....OOOOOOOHHH! You mean the DRINK!
Guy: Uh...yeah...I didn't mean...
Bartender Girl: ...You know, I thought you were totally serious. I would have done it too!
Guy: 0_o *goes back to friends* You will NOT believe what just hapenned...


I can't remember any other ATM...