Jay Leno's Headlines?

[ShadowTiger]

This furniture store is selling beds, which aren't as interesting as...


...the cat levitating above the bed!


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Don't let the idiot kid write the menu...


...otherwise you'll end up with this unpleasant sounding salad.

Seriously, I love Headlines.

[Trevelyan_06]

I loved watching his headlines when I watched TV. Really though, any more I don't watch TV on a regular basis so I haven't seen his headlines in a long time.

[Cloral]

Headlines is, in my opinion, the only segment worth watching on the Tonight Show.

A few years ago they had one about a woman who had called the police to report a missing cat. She called them again later to inform them that the cat in her freezer was not the missing cat.

Or here's a collection of a few of them:

[Shazza Dani]

Lawl "I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-mart or something."

[aces2022]

Jay Leno is the man. I can't watch any other talk shows. Some of the Brits are funny...sometimes.

[Daarkseid]

Jay Leno is the man. I can't watch any other talk shows. Some of the Brits are funny...sometimes.

Jay Leno is an unfunny piece of shit compared to Conan O'brien. Leno's only worthwhile segments are Jaywalking(less funny and more "god I want average people to fucking die") and then the Headlines.

One of my favorite headlines: "Police raid gunshop. Weapons found."

[ShadowTiger]

Heh, indeed; and I'm just waiting for the "Cyclone tears through graveyard. Hundreds dead."

Craig Fergeson (Feck Spellin') isn't too bad himself, I think. Haven't seen him in a while though.

[aces2022]

My bad, my bad, everybody sucks compared to Stephen Colbert. Makes fun of all politicians no matter who they are and always finds something new every show.

[Daarkseid]

My bad, my bad, everybody sucks compared to Stephen Colbert. Makes fun of all politicians no matter who they are and always finds something new every show.

Now on this we would be in total agreement.