All Gods have to create their following somewhere. What better than a place called Armageddon? With the new rules of Zelda Classic, I will be able to subliminally take over the minds of its users. 10 years I have toiled, but all of my work has not been in vain. You see, I am a forgiving God. I am willing to give you a chance to remain at this community, if only you bow before me. I will forever reign as AGN's supreme ruler, whether you like it or not.