Status - 9/10/07

[ShadowTiger]

A status update.


NOW:

1. Studmuffin Award: Sexiest Male
2. What Did You Say?? Award: Least Understood
3. LUBU Award: Most Caring/Loving
4. Genius Award: Smartest Member
5. Bancake Award: Most Notorious Banned Member
6. Convict Award: Most Likely to End Up In Prison
7. Billionaire Award: Most Likely to Become Rich or Famous
8. ROTFLMFAO Award: Funniest Member
9. Secksay Lady Award: Sexiest Female
10. All Star Award: Most Popular
11. Welcome to our Forums Award: Best Newbie
12. Who Gave You The Authority Award: Biggest Rent-A-Mod
13. Yes Sir/Yes Ma'am Award: Most Respected
14. Thought-Provoking Award: Most Interesting Posts
15. Most Humble
16. Most Normal
17. Best Signature
18. Best Avatar
19. Worst Temper
20. Most intellectually confusing posts
21. Most likely to post on AGN when he's 75
22. Most lifeless (the person who spends the most time at AGN)
23. Morbo Award: Most morbid member
24. Sheep Award: Biggest brown-noser
25. River Award: Whiniest member
26. 'I'm Not Reading That' Award: Longest posts
27. Simplicity Award: Shortest posts
28. Gerund Award: Best grammar
29. haha im teh 1337 Award: Worst grammar
30. Charity Award: Gives out the most reputation
31. 'A Picture's Worth a Thousand Posts' Award: Posts the most pictures
32. Identity Crisis Award: Has had the most user names in the past
33. Weakest Link Award: Seems their posts/threads go unanswered the most (this may be difficult, or simply a bad superlative)
34. Faceless Award: Changes his/her avatar the most
35. Sniper Award: Verbally attacks other members the most (may be too similar to "Worst Temper")
36. Quarrelsome Award: Gets into the most flamed arguments (also may be similar to the above or to "Worst Temper")
37. Lincoln v. Douglas Award: Debates the most
38. Shigeru Miyamoto Award: Best Zelda Classic quest maker
39. Help Me Please! Award: Asks the most ZQuest/ZC questions
40. Most likely to wear a neck scarf in the summertime
41. Most likely to wear sweat pants outside regularly
42. Most likely to actually be George W. Bush
43. Biggest Drunk
44. Biggest Virgin/Most likely to stay that way
45. Slut award (male/female)
46. Best/Worst Username
47. Biggest Furby (spelling?)
48. Best Minority
49. Biggest WASP
50. Sexiest Male under 16
51. Sexiest Female over 45
52. Hairiest Member: Member with the most body hair
53. Most likely to be a Scientologist/Kabbalist
54. Most likely to be Married to John Travolta and wishing for an out.
55. Most likely to be Breaker's next victim
56. Most likely to be rich/poor
57. Best/Worst Spelling/Grammar

57. What do you think? Can we remove about seven or eight categories? It'd be nice to fit all the topics into one (Default, though it may be more.) page of threads. Hell, even lowering the list down to 25 would be very helpful.



LATER: What's going to happen is that everyone is going to PM ME with ONE name for each category. Don't bother not listing one. Just choose someone. Anyone. Don't leave any categories blank if possible.

Prrkitty and Archibaldo have volunteered their services to help create the threads once I've given everyone the list. Very nice of them.

[DarkDragon]

I've slapped on a poll to make this decision easier.

[Beldaran]

Here is a list of the categories I propose eliminating:

1. Most Normal
2. Charity Award: Gives out the most reputation
3. 'A Picture's Worth a Thousand Posts' Award: Posts the most pictures
4. Weakest Link Award: Seems their posts/threads go unanswered the most (this may be difficult, or simply a bad superlative)
5. Most likely to wear a neck scarf in the summertime
6. Most likely to wear sweat pants outside regularly
7. Most likely to actually be George W. Bush
8. Biggest Furby (spelling?)
9. Best Minority
10. Biggest WASP
11. Sexiest Male under 16
12. Sexiest Female over 45
13. Hairiest Member: Member with the most body hair
14. Most likely to be a Scientologist/Kabbalist
15. Most likely to be Married to John Travolta and wishing for an out.
16. Most likely to be rich/poor

EDIT: DarkDragon made the poll while I was posting.

[biggiy05]

I voted but I'm with Bel on what should be taken out.

[Brasel]

I think some of those were actually jokes. But leave the John Travolta and Dubya ones in there just for fun.

[Prrkitty]

OK ... voted :)

[Dechipher]

Wouldn't it have been easier to make it so which ones should be eliminated? Or is there a reason it went down like this.
BTW, that's a lot of categories, good luck ST.

[Beldaran]

Pretty sure we have more categories than members. :)

[ShadowTiger]

These are the ones that I think should NOT Be eliminated. Everything else, I just don't really care about. We can really have as many of these as you'd like; Prr and Archibaldo are nice enough to help out, so whatever happens, our work is divided by thirds. Not a problem, I hope.

1. Studmuffin Award: Sexiest Male
2. LUBU Award: Most Caring/Loving
3. Genius Award: Smartest Member
4. Billionaire Award: Most Likely to Become Rich or Famous
5. ROTFLMFAO Award: Funniest Member
6. Secksay Lady Award: Sexiest Female
7. Welcome to our Forums Award: Best Newbie
8. Thought-Provoking Award: Most Interesting Posts
9. Most Humble
10. Most Normal
11. Best Signature
12. Best Avatar
13. Most likely to post on AGN when he's 75
14. Most lifeless (the person who spends the most time at AGN)
15. 'I'm Not Reading That' Award: Longest posts
16. Charity Award: Gives out the most reputation
17. Lincoln v. Douglas Award: Debates the most
18. Shigeru Miyamoto Award: Best Zelda Classic quest maker
19. Most likely to actually be George W. Bush
20. Biggest Drunk
21. Best/Worst Username

[Aegix Drakan]

Voted!

And can we nominate ourselves, or nominate the same person for different awards?