A status update.
NOW:
- Studmuffin Award: Sexiest Male
- What Did You Say?? Award: Least Understood
- LUBU Award: Most Caring/Loving
- Genius Award: Smartest Member
- Bancake Award: Most Notorious Banned Member
- Convict Award: Most Likely to End Up In Prison
- Billionaire Award: Most Likely to Become Rich or Famous
- ROTFLMFAO Award: Funniest Member
- Secksay Lady Award: Sexiest Female
- All Star Award: Most Popular
- Welcome to our Forums Award: Best Newbie
- Who Gave You The Authority Award: Biggest Rent-A-Mod
- Yes Sir/Yes Ma'am Award: Most Respected
- Thought-Provoking Award: Most Interesting Posts
- Most Humble
- Most Normal
- Best Signature
- Best Avatar
- Worst Temper
- Most intellectually confusing posts
- Most likely to post on AGN when he's 75
- Most lifeless (the person who spends the most time at AGN)
- Morbo Award: Most morbid member
- Sheep Award: Biggest brown-noser
- River Award: Whiniest member
- 'I'm Not Reading That' Award: Longest posts
- Simplicity Award: Shortest posts
- Gerund Award: Best grammar
- haha im teh 1337 Award: Worst grammar
- Charity Award: Gives out the most reputation
- 'A Picture's Worth a Thousand Posts' Award: Posts the most pictures
- Identity Crisis Award: Has had the most user names in the past
- Weakest Link Award: Seems their posts/threads go unanswered the most (this may be difficult, or simply a bad superlative)
- Faceless Award: Changes his/her avatar the most
- Sniper Award: Verbally attacks other members the most (may be too similar to "Worst Temper")
- Quarrelsome Award: Gets into the most flamed arguments (also may be similar to the above or to "Worst Temper")
- Lincoln v. Douglas Award: Debates the most
- Shigeru Miyamoto Award: Best Zelda Classic quest maker
- Help Me Please! Award: Asks the most ZQuest/ZC questions
- Most likely to wear a neck scarf in the summertime
- Most likely to wear sweat pants outside regularly
- Most likely to actually be George W. Bush
- Biggest Drunk
- Biggest Virgin/Most likely to stay that way
- Slut award (male/female)
- Best/Worst Username
- Biggest Furby (spelling?)
- Best Minority
- Biggest WASP
- Sexiest Male under 16
- Sexiest Female over 45
- Hairiest Member: Member with the most body hair
- Most likely to be a Scientologist/Kabbalist
- Most likely to be Married to John Travolta and wishing for an out.
- Most likely to be Breaker's next victim
- Most likely to be rich/poor
- Best/Worst Spelling/Grammar
57. What do you think? Can we remove about seven or eight categories? It'd be nice to fit all the topics into one (Default, though it may be more.) page of threads. Hell, even lowering the list down to 25 would be very helpful.
LATER: What's going to happen is that everyone is going to PM ME with ONE name for each category. Don't bother not listing one. Just choose someone. Anyone. Don't leave any categories blank if possible.
Prrkitty and Archibaldo have volunteered their services to help create the threads once I've given everyone the list. Very nice of them.