K-Fed Dumped Via Text (insert laughter here)

[biggiy05]

give her the kids, get some money, split, and laugh all the way to the bank.

end game.

But where's the fun in that?

I need to know what happens next! Do they work things out and have another kid or do they turn it into a nasty divorce?! I have to know every detail of the celebrities!

/sarcasm

[Tygore]

They "broke up"? Has NOBODY in this industry aged past 14? That's it, I'm going to kidnap the child of every professional singer and/or actor and raise myself an army. It's better than how they're set to turn out now.

[biggiy05]

They "broke up"? Has NOBODY in this industry aged past 14? That's it, I'm going to kidnap the child of every professional singer and/or actor and raise myself an army. It's better than how they're set to turn out now.

If I kidnap some of these kids can I be a colonel?

[Blonde799]

The world should have stopped caring about Federline ages ago. He is incapable of doing anything in a competent manner.

Well, he DOES know how to whore hop. He's probably laughing his ass off while he's banging the bejesus out of some hooker.

I bet his next target is an older star. He'll meet his match someday.

[Gerudo]

Has NOBODY in this industry aged past 14?

probably not, the fuckin spoiled brats. the average hollywood relationship (this includes bf/gf and marriage) lasts maybe a year or two at most anymore.

it's all publicity.

[SUCCESSOR]

hollywood is for poeple who believe the social system of an elementary school playground to be the Ideal.