I need some serious help

[Dechipher]

DarkRaven... MasterG's a chef darlin. I'm sure he could "outcook" most of us.
:)

Man he's just messing up all over the place

[Modus Ponens]

Well, I don't know if I would say that he "messed up" by suggesting that MG make some chowder. If anything, it was quite appropriate.

[biggiy05]

Poems and cooking are for pussies. Take up serial killing. If you were so inclined, you could even leave little poems or cook your victims. Think outside the box.

ps, she's not even worth making a thread over.

Says the big bad wolf.

Writing obviously helped him and so did this thread, he felt it was worth making. Just because some people prefer to talk about things and ask for advice on the situation instead of hiding behind a monitor trying to act like a big man.