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    The new Kid

    A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything
    under one roof" department store looking for a job.

    The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

    The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota."

    Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.

    "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

    His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store
    was locked up, the boss came down.

    "How many customers bought something from you today?

    The kid says "one".

    The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.
    How much was the sale for?"

    The kid says "$101,237.65".

    The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says,
    "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook.
    Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then
    I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told
    him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and
    I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda
    Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and
    sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

    The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT
    and a TRUCK?"

    The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I
    said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.' "
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    Re: The new Kid

    funny story, where did you hear this one from?

    I wonder what the wife said when she saw the bill...lol

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    Re: The new Kid

    They have been passing it around where I work.
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